Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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Comments (248)
kneegrow143 0
Haha. Tickle your prostate much?
captainmarshall1 0
first!
hollynipples 0
getting a boner when getting a prostate exam is perfectly normal. why do you think gay guys get off from recieving. and I heard anal masturbation gives much more intesne orgasms.
pandalovesreggae 0
I'm pretty sure the doctor didn't find it to be a big deal and your wife's a ****. sorry!
dem54 0
if the doctors male, then deffs the first one..
ZeroIce 12
obviusly the docters a male. It even says: when the docter put his... did you see the word 'his'?
DoomSkuller 28
And even without that detail, they typically don't let female doctors work on male patients down below, and vice versa
hberri331 18
Um no there are plenty of male doctors that are Obgyns and women docs that are Urologist that see men. There is no rule that men can't treat women or vice versa. I mean the above is one of the dumbest comments I've ever read. Now if you are more comfortable with the same sex doctor you can go to one.
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
FeelMuchBetter 0
I agree. Sharing that embarassing tidbit with her didn't mean she needs to repeat it and make you feel stupid. BTW: Sharing it with millions anonymously is not as embarassing as facing one person hearing the story. That's why postsecret is such a success!
joeyl2008 29
Do you mean screw her as in have sex with her?
Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
noshitsherlock 0
HAHA this is actually funny. It's ok to laugh at yourself sometimes
leasha16 0
yes, **** your life sorry mate.
kinkyboots 0
That's kinda normal, guys say it feels nice. But your wife.. ahh poor you :/
heavenandhell 0
**** the docs life too that would be aqward
MeasaV123 0
Almost as awkward as your spelling.
maggy_fml 0
#3 they both mean the same thing x]
Katee0_o 6
that's exactly what I thought when I read it! haha
harveywallbanger 0
Why did you tell your wife? I can't imagine your wife was in the exam room when the doctor was performing the procedure... Regardless, you're not alone. I have my prostate checked frequently... by cocks. They have the same effect on me.
aurasaura 0
I love this ;)
Baby_Stewie 3
you gay?