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By Anonymous / Monday 29 April 2013 16:51 / United Kingdom - Glasgow
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By  rg350dx  |  29

Hey, a nice breast rubbing does feel good. But then again it's an unfortunate slip of the tongue considering its your doctor doing it. I guess the male equivalent of that would be, "Now turn your head and cough".."That felt good, doc"

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

Yeah, I'm sure it happens more than you think it does, and having your breasts rubbed does feel good, and you were probably nervous, so don't be embarrassed!

By  waffule365  |  16

Get some more action op

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  RadikulRam  |  16

#3, Mate you look like you haven't seen pussy since the Nixon administration. And you don't even look old enough to have witnessed the Nixon administration.

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  ZacZ  |  8

How does this comment have negative votes.

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  TheAbstract  |  14

This comment received negative votes because the amount of action that the OP may or may not have gotten has absolutely nothing to do with this FML. OP said that it felt good. That doesn't mean that she hasn't been getting her freak on, dillhole.

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  Wimoweh  |  10

#40, whilst your retort was of an extraordinary sort, it would've been better had it addressed the actual commenter in question, #2, but instead, you replied to #3. We understand, but no one wants to cause any unnecessary emotional damage, now do we?

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Looks like you forgot to read the last sentence of OP's post...

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  whY402Jay  |  12

CrookedCook, your photo of Jesse and name make you sound like a wannabe-douche. Unless you would like to confirm that you are, in fact, a producer of meth.

By  rg350dx  |  29

Hey, a nice breast rubbing does feel good. But then again it's an unfortunate slip of the tongue considering its your doctor doing it. I guess the male equivalent of that would be, "Now turn your head and cough".."That felt good, doc"

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  perdix  |  29

Ooops, I forgot the "I knew that I would's" After being banned for life from all karaoke in the tri-county region, my command of James Brown lyrics has slipped. I thought people would appreciate the comedy of a naked ranting "Take This Job and Shove It," but I guess is was too High Concept.

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  perdix  |  29

Listen up, people, go look up "I Got You (I Feel Good)" by James Brown. Whether you get a 30- or 90-second preview, you'll get the gist of the song. Then, imagine the OP belting that out. That image made me laugh!

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  izzybd  |  20

I immediately starting humming the song after the second line. Nice reference! I feel like this sort of this will happen to me when I go to the gyno...

By  whaleninjamaster  |  7

OP, you are indeed odd. Make sure that doctor doesn't think you're a slut. Hopefully nothing was painful and you're alright, though :)

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No, thanks for reading between imaginary lines, dick. I'm just saying its odd as a joke. How the fuck do you turn that into sex before marriage is odd? I've had sex before and I'm not married

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