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lmaoo haha :P
great icebreaker?
Wow. Haha!!! Have fun with that!
Hey, who can hide it?
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Show it anywaylol 28, it's rear, not ear! haha
I agree, there is no fml, only fml there should be is bc u didn't bang her
Sucks in most viewpionts...
she shooda been flattered. op it's nbd she probley new way she was doing. why else would she show her ( big cleavage ) lol
too bad she was turned off at how small it was. jk
I inferred that your older then 10 by saying cleavage instead of boobies, at which I don't see how you could get a boner unless she walked in naked. Control your hormones, also FYL if ur parents where in the room with you.
I bet she was freaked out
control yourself haha.
hahah at least you didnt go in to be checked for testicular cancer.
@78 It's kinda impossible to control hormones. Erections happen at random times.
and that is why you should be a doctor :) pull down you pants bitch...
Lol number 28 was making a scrubs reference xD
fake. why would she have you pull down your pants for an ear problem? also 2 you're way cute :))))
it says REAR not EAR...
OH ... maybe it's not fake.
he said rear, not ear
@ButtNekked I inferred that you can't spell 'than'.
AND SHE HAD COOKIE NIPPLES
haha!!!!
sounds like a nice first day
that's happened to me b4
rear....not earq
at least it was huge right? yeaah..
#41 exactly
it's like those doctor patient pornos! :D
hahaha she probly gets that a lot, at least u didn't **** on her
not ear.rear
that's like me telling u to not have an ****** or not to have your period
lol I second that!!!!! btw I love how ur shirt says pants on the ground!!!!!! lmao
lol, I thot it was ear too, I was soo confused :p
maybe she'll check that too. LOL
REAR not ear
Why would you go the doctors with you parents for a problem like that if your 28 years old?
Rear fucktard.
How come when a guy have an uncontrollable boner he must have controle his hormones , yet when a woman go all coco while she is on her period or pregnant it's ok ?
hahaha, you deserve it pervv :)
fake
By the OP stating his "hard on" was "huge" I fail to see the FML part in this FML unless *his parents were in the room which would be awkward *he was ashamed he failed so hard at controlling his erection...
why is he a perv - it is a natural human male response.
blitzen123 ur really cute
blitzen and sam are very pretty haha
your welcome
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Show it anywayhe's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?
yeah seriously. nobody can legitamitly say YDI to this.
Lol 15's right! Random erections (or just erections) are uncontrollable. You cant just tell ur penis to stop! it's uncontrollable
How did she respond? lolz
Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.
he never said he hadn't seen boobs before. since your name's Devin, I imagine you're a dude unless otherwise. just incase you can't tell, what OP saw is basically one of the many fantasies that normal straight guys wish for. So it has nothing to do with being a virgin or never seeing boobs before
Devin owned...
oh yah, devins definatly a virgin haha, hes "already done it" makes him sound like he's 12 haha
gkings exactly... and even if u still have "done it" I'm pretty sure you'd still get turned on by huge cleavage...
You realize that you sound like some broke street rapper trying to make it in Detroit (not Eminem)? People actually have dreams in the world, such as curing cancer or colonizing Mars, and yours are vaginas, currency, and cannabis... This is why we need weekly executions for people like you.
bit extreme.
did she like it? if she acted wired then fyl but otherwise...
same thing happened to me on a sports physical sucked dick, specially since she was a student at my same school interning
A girl with a penis?
he got a physical from a girl from his school who was interning as a nurse/doctor
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ha ^
lol good for you
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he's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?
Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.