Health: Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are...

By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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Frustration

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 02:01

Today, as I'm laying in bed with my wife, she noticed I'm wasn't hard, so she said, "I can fix that." As I prepare myself for a BJ, she lifted my boxers and blew air on my member, and laughed. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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stoptheworld 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:06

professional doctor =/

iDontFail_xD 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:14

ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)

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stoptheworld 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:06

professional doctor =/

jdizz16 16

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:12

Lol!!!

featherhead 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:07

mwaha, poor you xd

musicfanboy33 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:07

get a new doctor?

doctorwhofan567 2

Tuesday 8 January 2013 0:52

Wouldn't help with his erectile dysfunction

musiclife_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:12

I'm sorry OP, but this is too funny:P FYL indeed, and definitely one of my favorites lol

ThinkChink 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:13

Mhm.

Yoya_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:12

oh god.! that's really embarrassing...! go to a new doctor..!

friedpwnadge 25

Thursday 24 January 2013 2:58

Just so he can be told the same thing? Any doctor worth his salt is gonna be honest with him.

Sheepiebeepie 26

Tuesday 14 March 2017 14:04

I read this with like belated urgency at the end of every sentence.

itsTiffany 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:12

Asshole doctor.

Banthestrandland 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:12

Aw, c'mon, people. Who says YDI to a guy with a small dick? Funny OP though.

muzicmajor11 0

Monday 28 June 2010 5:17

I Agee

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:13

I don't get it? He looked at your dick, said "mhm" and you left? What does that even mean

bigd1130 3

Friday 29 July 2011 21:04

he couldn't penetrate.

King_of_Kings 3

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:13

the doc is a quack

iDontFail_xD 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:14

ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)

ilikepie789 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:58

lol that would be awesome

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Today, after almost a year of working two jobs, I managed to save up $2,000. I decided to treat myself to a week in Japan, but while walking to the Japanese Embassy to exchange my dollars for yen, I got robbed at gunpoint. I had the money in cash. FML

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Today, while bringing my grandmother some water, I tripped, dropping and shattering the glass. Infuriated, she explained to me that the glass was worth more than I am and ordered me out of her house for good. I live there. I was also with her when she bought the glass. $10 for a set of 4. FML

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Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

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Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML

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Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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Same thing different taste

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