FML : Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at...

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Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By manlyman - / Sunday 5 April 2009 13:32 / United States

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By stoptheworld | 0

#84679 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:06

professional doctor =/

By iDontFail_xD | 0

#84720 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:14

ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)

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By stoptheworld | 0

#84679 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:06

professional doctor =/

jdizz16 | 14

#4351243 - Wednesday 25 April 2012 02:12

Lol!!!

By featherhead | 0

#84682 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:07

mwaha, poor you xd

By musicfanboy33 | 0

#84683 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:07

get a new doctor?

doctorwhofan567 | 2

#5313524 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 12:52

Wouldn't help with his erectile dysfunction

By musiclife_fml | 0

#84705 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:12

I'm sorry OP, but this is too funny:P FYL indeed, and definitely one of my favorites lol

ThinkChink | 0

#1929477 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 01:13

Mhm.

By Yoya_fml | 0

#84707 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:12

oh god.! that's really embarrassing...! go to a new doctor..!

friedpwnadge | 25

#5337288 - Thursday 24 January 2013 02:58

Just so he can be told the same thing? Any doctor worth his salt is gonna be honest with him.

Sheepiebeepie | 15

#7424868 - Tuesday 14 March 2017 02:04

I read this with like belated urgency at the end of every sentence.

By itsTiffany | 0

#84708 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:12

Asshole doctor.

By Banthestrandland | 0

#84709 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:12

Aw, c'mon, people. Who says YDI to a guy with a small dick? Funny OP though.

muzicmajor11 | 0

#1046714 - Monday 28 June 2010 05:17

I Agee

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#84713 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:13

I don't get it? He looked at your dick, said "mhm" and you left? What does that even mean

bigd1130 | 3

#2995897 - Friday 29 July 2011 09:04

he couldn't penetrate.

By King_of_Kings | 3

#84718 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:13

the doc is a quack

By iDontFail_xD | 0

#84720 - Sunday 5 April 2009 08:14

ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)

ilikepie789 | 0

#867810 - Thursday 18 February 2010 04:58

lol that would be awesome

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