By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
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  CallMeHush  |  0

I had to go into the city one night to pick up a broken vehicle and saw a couple of hobos doing it doggie style on a train bridge. I haven't been the same since that gross spectacle appeared before my eyes.