By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
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phara_fml 0
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Homeless people action is totally the hottest.

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CallMeHush 0
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Bums need love too!

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phara_fml 0
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Homeless people action is totally the hottest.

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CallMeHush 0
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I had to go into the city one night to pick up a broken vehicle and saw a couple of hobos doing it doggie style on a train bridge. I haven't been the same since that gross spectacle appeared before my eyes.

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confused2010 0
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happens all the time . U_U

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HoesInaBox 0
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he was probably aiming for your lips but the horrified look on your face told him otherwise xD

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omgtooweird 0
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ewww......THAT IS KINKY

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ilovefatcats 12
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:0 that's crazy as a penut!!!

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lezzyluver 0
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if I was you I woulda beych slapped that hobo

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ajserr 3

New fetish!

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Nic_hole 0

lmao a homeless MEN?!? wow haha

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skibutter 1
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man** -undercover grammar nazi

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BootheGhost 6
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#62 the mustache in your pic made the undercover part all the more better.

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CallMeHush 0
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ctgirl12345 0

hopefully your girlfriend didn't see! :)

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chaos753159 4
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dont you mean boyfriend

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missabbey 3

No it clearly says girlfriend.. If u wld read the fml

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maxoute 8
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lol look who it is before u kiss..

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aback 4
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Hey, nice ass!

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awesome576 0

hahahahaha wow

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IHateNoobz 0
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Sucks to be you :)

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Twi_lover_EC 6

LMAO! A HOMELES MAN? I read this and couldn't stop laughing!!!

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KingHumanity 0

Threesome with your girlfriend. WIN.

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