By coffee_princess - 22/07/2010 23:14 - Canada

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
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DncrHap 9

"well, mr. bellybutton, what do you think of Emma's new boyfriend?" "he gives me a tummy ache." "ohhhh, mr. bellybutton. you crack me up!"

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Maddoctor 10

I hope no lint came out...

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the_flirtt 0

great first impression

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owneditup 0

As a guy ill tell you i could care less wat my gf family does as long as your kwl u shud b gud

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Crlnprz 11

aww your dad is going back to the old days ;)

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420pium 0

Anyone have any drugs to give me? I'm all out.

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Maddoctor 10

Aaaaand the threadjacking begins...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

You're only caring because it's yours getting threadjacked :|

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Haha_donkey 0

there's something wrong liking that? I thought it was normal. F*ck!

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9shadow9fox9 0

cool dad but if it was a guy and the dad did it to a new gf well...it would be a short relationship

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liljeron 0

pfft, quit cryin u baby he was just havin a little fun.

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BananaSticker 0

OP gets a sticker for having a cool dad!

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TwoStrikeBadAss 0

Nd 7 OMG please don't tell me that's a regular in your house... blink twice if you are being held against your will...

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selenagirl_fml 0

I say op's father was threatening the relationship!! he wanted him to brake up w/ her! lol jk

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cincin75 0

I bet with 100 Yen, that it speaks French.

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cantfightfate 0

who cares? all parents do embarressing things. no one breaks up with someone because of how their parents act.

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knight0748 5

well, when your elder talks, you listen respectfully. do not judge how wisdom is pass on to your boyfriend.

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w12345 2

I'm a guy. trust me, dudes don't care about that stuff.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

73: Wrong. My family is pretty brash and boisterous. The first time my brother brought one gf over, they made her cry. Multiple times. They weren't being mean at all or addressing her much; they're just quite loud and, uh, open. I love 'em all dearly, but it can be overwhelming at times, particularly to the uninitiated. The relationship didn't last long past that dinner.

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Robynn_Ninjah 0

yea! evil french! with a mustache and an evil laugh ^^

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zakkyzebra 11

LMAO that's great... I don't see why that's an fml. if I was your bf I'd pull my shirt up and do the same XD in French tho...

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spaceboyftw 0

as long as he's not flabby, that would be awesome.

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spaceboyftw 0

so what if i am

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LeighMoreno 0

Lol. ^ Spaceboy, you should learn to spot people that say things to get a reaction out of you.. And avoid responding to them. :P

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LeighMoreno 0

Loren, lol. I've told you a gazillion times I'm not black. :P

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StoryOfTheYear 14

GUY WHO LOOKS BLACK KNOWETH MOSTLY ALL BECAUSE HES MOSTLY LOOK LIKE BLACK AND I HAVE BAD GRAMMAR AND NEED TO SHUT OFF CAPS LOCK

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spaceboyftw 0

im sorry. im just a sensitive person.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Actually I'm on my iPod and now you are the one reacting to my purposely mindless rambling shit that I threw into the comment box to piss you off, instead of that one dude reacting to you I win

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Seriously what? I can't walk away from the computer as I am nowere near a computer if you don't count this iPod as a computer because it technically is because it computes shit (literally, it does) Give me another suggestion

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I try but anyways I'm hitting the hay Birthday party to go to tmrw

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LeighMoreno 0

You cared enough to make a comment about how you don't care about them though. :P

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LeighMoreno 0

I never catch you in a 'kidding' mood. So it's kind of hard to distinguish your normal attitude from this kidding one you speak of.

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LeighMoreno 0

First time for everything I guess.

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TwoStrikeBadAss 0

39 Believe me... getting banned over some stupid Sh*t is Just not worth it ... believe me I know cause I had to create like 3 more profiles LMFAO don't do it! LMFAO

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Chrisskiies 0

I agree with you Leigh, she always seems negative in her comments. O.o I shall await neg. comments now. D=

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Secondine 0

sounds like ignorance is on her time of the month

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

An FML persona does not a personality make. Some people just blow off steam here; take Toxi as an example. Ignorance could be extremely positive IRL.

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thatfrenchguy 8

go make him a sandwich..awkward how you were a teeenage feminist

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Arsonnist 3

Haha nothing says break up with my daughter like good old belly button talk.

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xFalzz 0

I bet the BF laughed. No real FML here

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Jonsey92 0

f u jb impersonator!! you poser

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acatatemywalrus 1

When there ever a real fml on here? except for maybe once every few days.

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PurplePigeon 0

If your boyfriend stays after hearing what your dad's bellybutton has to say, it's meant to be. If he leaves, it never was.

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emmmmmma_fml 0

aww lighten up!! stuff like that is funny, an FML was not needed!! hope your bf is a funny guy :)

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rileykins 0

have you not ever seen white chicks??

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the_flirtt 0

ya but it was a long time ago

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_princess61522_ 0

love that movie! :D

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spaceboyftw 0

so what if i am

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