Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind...

By Nominome - 07/02/2010 00:31 - France

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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npk88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:34

"Today, I was in line minding my own business at the store when some bitch in front of me purposely took a long time to check out. I was having a hard time and gasping for breath the whole time because I didn't have my oxygen tank. FML"

MadPercussion 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:00

this is what is wrong with people today. everyone just assumes that everyone else is a jerk, when in reality they are the ones who are being complete assholes. like that one person who keyed a BMW that was blocking their driveway because they thought some jerk parked there on purpose, but it turned out it was a present for their graduation. ******* morons these days, have some consideration

Comments

npk88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:34

Neall_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:37

op that sucks and @1 y u post an fml coment

killerviral 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:41

lololol sucks for u old fart

npk88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:16

@ neall.....WOOOSH...that's the sound of the joke in my post going over your head. Please come back and play again.

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:08

~sigh~ #1 is saying that the guy who needed oxygen's life is ****** as opposed to the op's life. I think the op is okay with posting the fml. she didn't know he needed oxygen and why the hell didn't he have it anyway? and the man also had a shit go of it for forgeting his O2 and for sighing impatiently. he coulda left and come back.

iplaymw2 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:29

karma will strike soon young grass hopper

lolpwntdumass 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:09

lmfao #1. And op, fail.

jacobkearns 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:15

#2 Your a retard.. he was saying the person sighings point of view..

BoarderBoy15 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:10

this person is a dick

cdilink 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:29

Wow

NotFML_FYL 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:22

I don't think #3 got it either.... funny though, and op is an ass

delaney16 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 14:51

ur a jerk

Jbiebs82 0

Monday 26 April 2010 23:26

OP is a bitch

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:35

F U!!!

jujie001 3

Monday 13 December 2010 10:50

I don't think he was sighing impatiently my guess is that he was simply trying to breathe. my granny does the same thing when she doesn't have her o2 tank

chickletno1 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:24

how could someone forget their O2 in the car? thats just their problem.

hansbaby 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 20:55

he wasnt sighing impatiently, he was just hard for him to breath without his oxygen tank

Black_Letter 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:34

L2 spell comment when its on the screen while you're typing.

fairies633 8

Monday 8 February 2010 1:51

why do you cate of he's a jerk or not bag your grocciers and get the hell on with your life

hedgehogs 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:53

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:12

nobody cares what you think

thelinlinx3 10

Monday 16 July 2012 19:56

I'm not sure why you were given thumbs down for this. The guy really shouldn't have left his oxygen tank. He is risking his own life. He shouldn't expect anybody to be responsible for him when he lacks oxygen.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 4:36

Op should feel guilty, not because they should've known but because they decided to take an even longer time to spite them. You have no idea why someone may be in a hurry, don't be a bitch and just get on with it. It's not like they were insulting you or insulted you.