By KatiRozz1 - 17/04/2013 17:40 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
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RoseTheOdd tells us more.

I'm the op :) The song is called "Choudo ii ino" which means, "It's just right" if you look up the lyrics for it (with the english translation) it becomes pretty obvious what it's about. my friend is Japanese, she told me what it meant.

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If I found out a song I loved turned out to be about dildos, I would laugh about it. honestly, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. if it's catchy, it's catchy.

Oh...well, that's interesting.


Oh...well, that's interesting.

Is that not why you are here...? Do you find these posts...interesting? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

31, it was on ray, its called "double ended dildo" or something similar

I heard its RWJ favorite song

This is why I look for translated lyrics BEFORE I get obsessed with a Japanese song. This is difficult for me considering I mostly listen to J-Pop.

73. Japanese-exclusive games sometimes feature title songs. Some of those songs are really really good, BUT you will not find translated lyrics for them. So just give up and learn the language already.

then000bster 16

106, some of us aren't blessed with magical language learning skills. Op is listening for the joy of it, you don't have to know it to appreciate it, it's after the fact that they appreciate it they wish to know what it's about. Also at #31 I think it was, surprised that there is a song about dildos? This is Japan, you will find amny weird things including but not limited to; Hard Gay(WWWHHHOOOOO!!!!), pranking people in porta-potties, little children's songs about pooping.

I listen to J-pop all the time without knowing the meaning at first. But looking up the English lyrics can be useful. For example, I now know how to say "I can take off my panties" in Japanese: "Pantsu nugeru mon."

rockbandaddict85 22

don't forget shin Chan!

@116: Just remember that sometimes, in Japanese songs or fiction, some characters or singers might talk in ways that would sound odd if you used them in real conversation, so, if you are seriously considering learning Japanese, learning phrases through translated songs is probably not the best place to start.

Looks good to me. -Narco

Inediblepeaches 15

(Off topic) So many Homestuck icons here... MY PEOPLE! :D

126 - Pantsu nugeru mon is the only Japanese I'll ever need. Trust me.

115, being blessed with magical language learning skills is overrated, since pretty much nobody is born with those magical skills. 2 or 3 years of continuous effort/study, and you'll know the language, no matter what language it is. Since OP listens to jpop a lot, that might be worth it.

I didn't even notice it till you pointed it out - i have been considering changing my icon to eridan

Probably an awesome song ;)

I agree! They have the funniest things sometimes, especially their TV commercials..I've seen one called diarreha dance!

If you'll excuse me, I'm going on a music hunt for this song...

If you'll excuse me I'm going to hunt for my dildo...

Songs like this are always interesting. I know because I listen to them daily. ^_^

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No, but it's quite entertaining

If it's Japanese, does it mean that the dildo is really small?

Dude, that's not cool...

I wanna see what this comment said

If I found out a song I loved turned out to be about dildos, I would laugh about it. honestly, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. if it's catchy, it's catchy.

Try one about taking off your panties..

Life_sucks_13 6

True true. I mean put the lime in the coconut is about sex. That's still catchy

#138 Thank you for ruining my childhood with that. O.O Hahahaha

MrBoredomioo 18

until you sing the song near someone who speaks Japanese

naasatisfn 9

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9lashes 15

Umm either you dont knowbwhat a dildo is or you are just trying to make a horrible pun

Oh be nice 9lashes quit being a dildo.

dinosaurzombie 14

Okay, actually, I thought this was a funny comment. Why does it have so many negative votes?

naasatisfn 9

I know what a dildo is, it was just a horrible pun.

Does it have anything to do with Godzilla?

rg350dx 29

Yes. It's about Godzilla's dildo.

BellaBelle_fml 23

That's got to be one massive dildo!

Yes, it's known as a dildOMG.

Can you really say that a song like that gets stuck in your head, or....

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By the way OP described the song I thought it was about motorcycles.

It happens. I once found out that a Japanese song I was listening to everyday was about pancakes.