Intimacy: Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was...

By pinky - 12/02/2010 05:13 - Australia

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

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Friday 12 February 2010 12:18

you so need to report that!!!

ktbird 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:14

There's a hell of a lot wrong with that. If she is underage they could and should lose their job and probably never teach again. If she is not it is still highly inappropriate sexual harassment.

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Sabre300 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:11

That's a shame, nobody jumped on this "that's what she said moment"?

RKftw 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:22

that'd be weird if you were a boy. put staples in his coffee XD

WONDERWB 2

Friday 12 February 2010 18:32

Sexual harrassment!!!

FD929 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:53

Prove it.

starbucksfan33 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:01

she sounds interested :]

AntiTroll17 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:45

That is when you say, "I'd like to fit in yours, too." and wink.

Amandaax 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:47

Omg thats disgusting report him ;l

R3kli3 10

Friday 12 February 2010 19:55

what's with old people nowadays..they always try to ruin teens lifes..report him and if you can kill him.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 February 2010 20:28

Teenagers have enough problems to deal with such as: finding their identity in this world, getting along with their parents, peers, grades, and other teenage issues. They certainly do not need some nasty geezer trying to get in their pants.