By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 509
You deserved it 3 869

Same thing different taste

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"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

I don't get whats so "fml" about it...the OP took medicine and had one of the side effects..sounds normal to me

IDOLGIRL 0

i've been on antibiotics for various reasons throughout my life, and have experienced post antibiotic diarrhea. But, I have NEVER had such poor sphincter control that I shit my pants. perhaps the OP should avoid activities that over-stretch that muscle--I say to OP: STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTT PLUG!

the op shit in their pants sounds like it sucks to me asshole

Ajjas013 6

Dude, someone needs to write Wierd Al and ask him to do a parody of 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me" ...never trust a fart!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!

3o3 sucks, wired al sucks, and that joke sucked

3OH!3 are decent, Weird Al is awesome, and you are a pessimist.

e11e 0

which is ironic, since your name is worsofhope.

Ewww, that sucks! I hope your staying at home untill your infection is gone...

lickmyjock 0

YDI because you knew the side effects before taking the shit(s).

surely you would still have enough bowel control to make it a toilet! or u like ******** in your pants?

may cause isnt a funny term at all, ir's called a side affect and not everybody reacts the same way to medicine. i agree with