Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
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Attrox
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Never trust a fart.
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Brave_Sir_Robin
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"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."
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Nikolee
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FYL for sure.
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pancakes_n_syrup
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I don't get whats so "fml" about it...the OP took medicine and had one of the side effects..sounds normal to me
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IDOLGIRL
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i've been on antibiotics for various reasons throughout my life, and have experienced post antibiotic diarrhea. But, I have NEVER had such poor sphincter control that I shit my pants. perhaps the OP should avoid activities that over-stretch that muscle--I say to OP: STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTT PLUG!
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kpo216
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the op shit in their pants sounds like it sucks to me asshole
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angrynegro7
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And butt sex
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angrynegro7
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AND BUTT SEX!
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Ajjas013
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SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!
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lillypilly35
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#87 rwj?
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Attrox
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Never trust a fart.
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blackirish44
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lol yup
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mushoo_fml
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Seconded.
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pjfromok
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Dude, someone needs to write Wierd Al and ask him to do a parody of 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me" ...never trust a fart!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!
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WordsOfHope
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3o3 sucks, wired al sucks, and that joke sucked
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XFlyingxPiranhaX
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3OH!3 are decent, Weird Al is awesome, and you are a pessimist.
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e11e
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which is ironic, since your name is worsofhope.
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Masenko7
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LOL
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sidvoltaire
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shit shit shit
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Starfire22
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Ewww, that sucks! I hope your staying at home untill your infection is gone...
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Ajjas013
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An assfection :/
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lickmyjock
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YDI because you knew the side effects before taking the shit(s).
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aprilshowers118
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I know that's right! where u from ?
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XR6Falcon
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surely you would still have enough bowel control to make it a toilet! or u like shitting in your pants?
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Sviiiden
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Shart = fart + shit
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8trickster8
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ohhhhhhh
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gurlucrazy
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may cause isnt a funny term at all, ir's called a side affect and not everybody reacts the same way to medicine. i agree with
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omgwtffmmfl
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That's shitty!
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skullbashd
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shit happens