By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
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Attrox 0
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Never trust a fart.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
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"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."

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Nikolee 0
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FYL for sure.

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

I don't get whats so "fml" about it...the OP took medicine and had one of the side effects..sounds normal to me

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IDOLGIRL 0

i've been on antibiotics for various reasons throughout my life, and have experienced post antibiotic diarrhea. But, I have NEVER had such poor sphincter control that I shit my pants. perhaps the OP should avoid activities that over-stretch that muscle--I say to OP: STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTT PLUG!

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kpo216 0
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the op shit in their pants sounds like it sucks to me asshole

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angrynegro7 16
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And butt sex

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angrynegro7 16
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AND BUTT SEX!

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Ajjas013 6

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!

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Attrox 0
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Never trust a fart.

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pjfromok 0
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Dude, someone needs to write Wierd Al and ask him to do a parody of 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me" ...never trust a fart!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!

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WordsOfHope 0
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3o3 sucks, wired al sucks, and that joke sucked

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XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
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3OH!3 are decent, Weird Al is awesome, and you are a pessimist.

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e11e 0

which is ironic, since your name is worsofhope.

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sidvoltaire 0
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shit shit shit

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Starfire22 5
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Ewww, that sucks! I hope your staying at home untill your infection is gone...

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Ajjas013 6

An assfection :/

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lickmyjock 0

YDI because you knew the side effects before taking the shit(s).

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aprilshowers118 0
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I know that's right! where u from ?

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XR6Falcon 0
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surely you would still have enough bowel control to make it a toilet! or u like shitting in your pants?

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Sviiiden 0
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Shart = fart + shit

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gurlucrazy 0
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may cause isnt a funny term at all, ir's called a side affect and not everybody reacts the same way to medicine. i agree with

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omgwtffmmfl 0

That's shitty!

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skullbashd 3

shit happens

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