By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
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Never trust a fart.

"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."


FYL for sure.

pancakes_n_syrup 0

I don't get whats so "fml" about it...the OP took medicine and had one of the side effects..sounds normal to me


i've been on antibiotics for various reasons throughout my life, and have experienced post antibiotic diarrhea. But, I have NEVER had such poor sphincter control that I shit my pants. perhaps the OP should avoid activities that over-stretch that muscle--I say to OP: STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTT PLUG!

the op shit in their pants sounds like it sucks to me asshole

And butt sex


Ajjas013 6


Never trust a fart.

Dude, someone needs to write Wierd Al and ask him to do a parody of 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me" ...never trust a fart!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!

3o3 sucks, wired al sucks, and that joke sucked

3OH!3 are decent, Weird Al is awesome, and you are a pessimist.

e11e 0

which is ironic, since your name is worsofhope.

shit shit shit

Ewww, that sucks! I hope your staying at home untill your infection is gone...

Ajjas013 6

An assfection :/

lickmyjock 0

YDI because you knew the side effects before taking the shit(s).

I know that's right! where u from ?

surely you would still have enough bowel control to make it a toilet! or u like shitting in your pants?

Shart = fart + shit

may cause isnt a funny term at all, ir's called a side affect and not everybody reacts the same way to medicine. i agree with

omgwtffmmfl 0

That's shitty!

skullbashd 3

shit happens