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By Anonymous / Saturday 9 March 2013 07:02 / Canada
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By  Pleonasm  |  31

He was only used to seeing you for a breaststroke. I take it his wife took this news less than swimmingly. In that case he will have to go freestyle if he doesn't want to end up in deep water.

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By  LemonandLime  |  13

Surprise? Envy? Joy? Happiness? What was the look on her face? So many possibilities.

By  anythingmustbe  |  18

I guess your in hot water.

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  anythingmustbe  |  18

Yeah I realised my mistake to late. I tried to edit it but ran out of time:P O well next time.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Easy now, Pleonasm. We shouldn't mock. We should commend Anythingmustbe on the thickness of his skull. It is a desirable trait that he can use to conquer rival cavemen when he competes against them for females.

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2- just ignore these assholes. apparently they have nothing better to do then make fun of someone off of the internet.. grammer isn't everyone's cup of tea so just blow them off and go back to your day! :)

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  rangerPat  |  12

44, first off I believe they are mocking him while he is ON the Internet.... Secondly, the ability to convey your thoughts and statements into legible WORDS for people to read earns respect. If everyone took your standpoint with respect to the importance of grammar and proper spelling, mankind would be illiterate morons within decades.

By  Pleonasm  |  31

He was only used to seeing you for a breaststroke. I take it his wife took this news less than swimmingly. In that case he will have to go freestyle if he doesn't want to end up in deep water.

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  teddy4nyy  |  13

You're just fishing for puns there, buddy. Don't worry OP, he's just carping you.

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  dashizam  |  10

I'm wondering, Pleonasm, have you ever read those books by Piers Anthony that are made entirely of puns?*apologizing for randomness and acknowledging probability of being down-thumbed*

By  posko  |  15

You should've said something like "same to you, handsome"

By  yoloswagg54  |  9

That's hysterical.

By  anythingmustbe  |  18

I guess your in deep water. Her head must be swimming with angry thoughts. Just explain it to her and I am sure she will cool down. It will soon be water under the bridge.

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  PipingMouse  |  14

Having a swimming class with a hot instructor - 50$ Going to the store with your wife (where you know she works) - 100$ Seeing your wife's face after that comment- Priceless!

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  emag_eht  |  18

Maybe they're making a big purchase? Walmart may be cheap (from what I've heard) but that doesn't mean you can't spend $100+ in one go especially if you're having a party.

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