Classic confusion

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 05:00

Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
I agree, your life sucks 337
You deserved it 186

Same thing different taste

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Commas. Please, use them. I had to re-read it several times to understand that in fact, he wasn't trying to shave his nose.

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Maybe if you weren't shaving your nose, it wouldn't have started to itch.

I actually know a guy who needs to shave his nose.... or wax. either way.

Commas. Please, use them. I had to re-read it several times to understand that in fact, he wasn't trying to shave his nose.

Good thing it's a guy; the places he could have been shaving went down from five to two.