Health and Relatable: Classic confusion

Classic confusion

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 05:00

Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML

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Dr_Alex 10

Tuesday 28 November 2023 16:54

Commas. Please, use them. I had to re-read it several times to understand that in fact, he wasn't trying to shave his nose.

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 28 November 2023 8:51

What?

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Gubbon 17

Tuesday 28 November 2023 8:51

What?

AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Tuesday 28 November 2023 10:13

Maybe if you weren't shaving your nose, it wouldn't have started to itch.

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 28 November 2023 16:48

I actually know a guy who needs to shave his nose.... or wax. either way.

Dr_Alex 10

Tuesday 28 November 2023 16:54

Commas. Please, use them. I had to re-read it several times to understand that in fact, he wasn't trying to shave his nose.

Yudith 25

Wednesday 29 November 2023 23:58

Good thing it's a guy; the places he could have been shaving went down from five to two.

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