By Soundofaboner - 23/04/2013 16:08 - United States

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Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 376
You deserved it 10 103

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Good ole' random boners

rg350dx 29

You were so on key you got a standing ovation from your buddy downstairs

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Good ole' random boners

Did you happen to have a really hot choir teacher?

Gotta love NRBs they really are natures way of saying hey! You're about to really hate yourself!

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Whether or not, it's not an excuse for sitting down in choir! Maybe you can play the piano accompaniment from the risers.

That username...

#44- "Schwing!" That was my first thought when I saw it.

38-please excuse my dear aunt Sally, but could you extrapolate on what the "N" stands for in NRB?

104- I belive that NARB is the standard abbreviation for 'No Apparent Reason Boner'. This form is generally more accepted and applied over 38's 'NRB' as any given boner will surely be accompanied by either a blatant or inconspicuous reason giving it rise.

MXACE51 2

Show it off and be proud! Make it noticed and show you are "the bigger man"

Don't act like you're not impressed

elcieloskyler 5

he should have used the music folder XD

You didn't happen to be playing the tromBONE, now were you?

maryiah 21

OP said they were in choir.

tylermt1999 17

Thank you for questioning my literacy. . I dun 4got how too reed

maryiah 21

Then how'd you read my comment?

rg350dx 29

Braille.

Also forgot how to spell.

It's a pun. Reed a part of wind instruments

68- We get that part. What we don't get is how it's relevant.

Woowww people are fucking stupid -.-

C-H-O-I-R he was singing. I guess the song got too sexy... At least it wasn't a concert OP!

120 If it was a concert the instructor wouldn't have made him stand in the front.

error404n0tf0und 21

I can emphasize with you

Or empathize.

error404n0tf0und 21

I'm English

Then his correction should be "empathise". Flip through a damn dictionary now and then. Or quit trolling. Either is good.

rg350dx 29

English people speak English. I think they may have even created the language...

RedPillSucks 31

I think #24s point was that the word used was still wrong, no matter which english spelling variation was used. Empathize and Emphasize have totally different meanings

Really 23? Seems to me you aren't..

CharresBarkrey 15

To EMPHASIZE is to put emphasis on something. You're looking for 'empathize' which means to have empathy for.

Looks like there are three other people spelling it with a 'z'. Looks like YOU should chill the fuck out. He was just pointing out the fact that the so called "english" dude used a totally wrong word. I, personally, thought it was hilarious.

The last thing this poor guy needs is people emphasizing his boner...

death943 10

Redpill changed his pic 0.0

hapy_pig098 13

Guys and thier spontaneaus boners

Quick! You still have time to correct your spelling error! Too bad you posted twice and will probably get thumbed all the way down to hell..

hapy_pig098 13

I know i accidently hitted send twice and somehow i cant type todat

#18, you're extremely annoying. do something about it.

hapy_pig098 13

Well look on the bright side........ Nevermind

hubbs666 2

Flip it up noob

hapy_pig098 13

So your saying you have gotten many more before

Oh yes. Flip it in front of the whole class and no one will notice.

Wizardo 33

He means flip it up and do the tuck... under your waistband, you noob.

Saved me so much embarrassment in the past ...

37-Well no shit. People might notice his hand going down there and flipping it up.......you boob.

-37 what if it was too short to be tucked under the waistband?

philbelfrage 13

65 - Then I don't think anybody is going to notice it anyways.

Aw man. :( I'm so sorry OP.

GetPuckedUp 3

just think.... 2 girls 1 cup. poof! boner gone.

Oh.... So I'm the only one turned on by that video?

rg350dx 29

Yes. Yes you are.

groovycrazyjoe 18

really mean that will make you throw up

skyeyez9 24

Is that video real? No way that is actual shit they were eating! Yuck Maybe it was chocolate pudding and brownie mix with food coloring all mixed together to look like real shit....I hope

yes its real... you watch it come out of her ass for fuck's sake!

onorexveritas 23

I am so glad I never watched that horrid video, I've heard enough about it, disgusting.

therealafroninga 10

That video, did to my mind what some weird uncles do.

It's real, you should look it up. Btw, visit meatspin.com while you're at it :-D

My friends tricked me into watching that when I was 11. They said they wanted ti show me something. Never again will I blindly watch something someone just "wants to show me"

Hey you could have some new girls hitting on you. If you know what I mean. ;)

Yeah, because chicks dig a dude walking around in public with a boner. Next time just randomly pop one at the mall, instant panty dropper.

have you seen some of the girls at a mall? ;)

Yeah, there are trolls there! Lol ;)

tylermt1999 17

That must really have sucked