By Soundofaboner - 23/04/2013 16:08 - United States

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Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 310
You deserved it 10 080

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Good ole' random boners

You were so on key you got a standing ovation from your buddy downstairs

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Good ole' random boners

Did you happen to have a really hot choir teacher?

Gotta love NRBs they really are natures way of saying hey! You're about to really hate yourself!

Whether or not, it's not an excuse for sitting down in choir! Maybe you can play the piano accompaniment from the risers.

That username...

#44- "Schwing!" That was my first thought when I saw it.

38-please excuse my dear aunt Sally, but could you extrapolate on what the "N" stands for in NRB?

104- I belive that NARB is the standard abbreviation for 'No Apparent Reason Boner'. This form is generally more accepted and applied over 38's 'NRB' as any given boner will surely be accompanied by either a blatant or inconspicuous reason giving it rise.

Show it off and be proud! Make it noticed and show you are "the bigger man"

Don't act like you're not impressed

he should have used the music folder XD

You didn't happen to be playing the tromBONE, now were you?

OP said they were in choir.

Thank you for questioning my literacy. . I dun 4got how too reed

Then how'd you read my comment?

Also forgot how to spell.

It's a pun. Reed a part of wind instruments

68- We get that part. What we don't get is how it's relevant.

Woowww people are fucking stupid -.-

C-H-O-I-R he was singing. I guess the song got too sexy... At least it wasn't a concert OP!

120 If it was a concert the instructor wouldn't have made him stand in the front.

I can emphasize with you

Or empathize.

Then his correction should be "empathise". Flip through a damn dictionary now and then. Or quit trolling. Either is good.

English people speak English. I think they may have even created the language...

I think #24s point was that the word used was still wrong, no matter which english spelling variation was used. Empathize and Emphasize have totally different meanings

Really 23? Seems to me you aren't..

To EMPHASIZE is to put emphasis on something. You're looking for 'empathize' which means to have empathy for.

Looks like there are three other people spelling it with a 'z'. Looks like YOU should chill the fuck out. He was just pointing out the fact that the so called "english" dude used a totally wrong word. I, personally, thought it was hilarious.

The last thing this poor guy needs is people emphasizing his boner...

Redpill changed his pic 0.0

Guys and thier spontaneaus boners

Quick! You still have time to correct your spelling error! Too bad you posted twice and will probably get thumbed all the way down to hell..

I know i accidently hitted send twice and somehow i cant type todat

#18, you're extremely annoying. do something about it.

Well look on the bright side........ Nevermind

Flip it up noob

So your saying you have gotten many more before

Oh yes. Flip it in front of the whole class and no one will notice.

He means flip it up and do the tuck... under your waistband, you noob.

Saved me so much embarrassment in the past ...

37-Well no shit. People might notice his hand going down there and flipping it up.......you boob.

-37 what if it was too short to be tucked under the waistband?

65 - Then I don't think anybody is going to notice it anyways.

Aw man. :( I'm so sorry OP.

just think.... 2 girls 1 cup. poof! boner gone.

Oh.... So I'm the only one turned on by that video?

Yes. Yes you are.

really mean that will make you throw up

Is that video real? No way that is actual shit they were eating! Yuck Maybe it was chocolate pudding and brownie mix with food coloring all mixed together to look like real shit....I hope

yes its real... you watch it come out of her ass for fuck's sake!

I am so glad I never watched that horrid video, I've heard enough about it, disgusting.

That video, did to my mind what some weird uncles do.

It's real, you should look it up. Btw, visit meatspin.com while you're at it :-D

My friends tricked me into watching that when I was 11. They said they wanted ti show me something. Never again will I blindly watch something someone just "wants to show me"

Hey you could have some new girls hitting on you. If you know what I mean. ;)

Yeah, because chicks dig a dude walking around in public with a boner. Next time just randomly pop one at the mall, instant panty dropper.

have you seen some of the girls at a mall? ;)

Yeah, there are trolls there! Lol ;)

That must really have sucked