By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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jakeisawake 3

You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.

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fakeaccountX 6

There are millions of worse things they could think you're imitating.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

^ "Are you orgasming in my class?" hoo hoo ha ha! 

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jewban 3

kids in my band class get kicked out for ****** noises at the end of songs. soo cashhh

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darlinqqbella 0

haha (; sucks for you.

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the_flirtt 0

atleast you don't laugh like a pig.

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black_knight402 0

could have been worst, you could of got kicked out for laughing like a donkey...

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killjimmy 0

If I were you I would have gone ape shit instead.

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docscientist 9

At least they didn't think you were imitating a Palestinian.

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docscientist 9

moderated huh. I didn't know stating reality was frowned upon.

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bailes_o_hay 0

131 - you should see what they do if you try to ride the dog like a horsy

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Tikwichka 5

I think it is more likely that OP had moved schools. The Israeli academic calendar is September to June or July.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Also, all FMLs start with "today." Most probably don't happen when they're posted

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xXDubbleChic 11

OR more likely he moved!

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Person1233 12

YDI for masturbating in class and trying to cover it up with laughter.

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MaCOOLiT 5

this is an example of a FAILED reply. FYL idiot.

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boopityboppity 11

Cool it, MaCOOLiT. *Waves hand* This isn't the comment you're looking for. Your comment describes itself, not 7.

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FootballFreak4 3

MaCOOLIT-0 Boopity-1

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IWABO2_ 0

Lmao you only got kicked out of class and its a good story to tell. cheer up old chap.

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DrAwesome 6

Obviously the teacher saw that you were imitating a laughing monkey. Which, actually, isn't easy, so be proud of yourself.

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amayaa_fml 7

Ahahahha wow. get a new one?

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DocBastard 38

A new school? New teacher? New monkey? New laugh? Your response is inadequate.

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LOLatU87 0

ahh yes but her picture is adequate

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