Once or twice is ok, but five times? Someone needs to get their classroom and role straightened out...

How did she think it was her class 5 times? Does she have some sort of memory loss?

How to exert power 101 > Bake cookies > Bring to class > Sit down at desk with an apple (for aesthetics) > Eat them all whilst staring into each individual child's soul in complete silence > When finished all cookies proclaim "This is my swamp" > Get back to teaching pretending nothing ever happened

At the end of the year, look them all dead in the eyes and say "it's all oger now"

13 and 24: All of the internet a for you.

Why? Just why?

if by kids you mean people everywhere

No, children are particularly evil. They haven't learned how to be ashamed or polite yet.

I am a child. I can confirm that we are evil as shit.

And 5 times at that! She must've been high! Lol

That's what I wanna know! I know that sometimes, when teachers are new, some schools have another, more experienced teacher help the new one out, but the way OP's if this is the case then wtf's wrong with the other one!?

Unless shes teaching teachers?

Yes, OP. Hang that woman by her thumbs.

ASSHOLE!