Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, on my first day as a substitute teacher in a high school, I split the seam of my trousers in front of 30 teenagers. I had nothing spare so I spent the rest of the school day with my raincoat tied around my waist hiding it. I’m here for two weeks and already I’ve lost their respect FML
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17031990 20
YDI for not wearing underwear.. Especially when working in a school!
MetalxSoldier 26
Why would you not wear underwear on the first day? Especially if your going to be ON a stage in front of students.
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Comments (86)
ihavenolifehaha 16
Why weren't you wearing underwear ?
gharra5 15
Your profile pic makes the comment twice as funny
cuddlycactus 11
It does
blaisecortes 4
#1 rule of theatre: Wear clothes that you can move in.
17031990 20
YDI for not wearing underwear.. Especially when working in a school!
InnocenceBlue 38
It's a bit inappropriate for sure.
kbecks87 16
She had no reason to think anyone would ever know what was or wasn't under her pants.
rldostie 19
Maybe underwear lines would've been more inappropriate, in her/his opinion. Sometimes you have to go commando with certain pants. And yes, you could wear a thong but not everyone likes them or finds them a comfortable alternative.
blaisecortes 4
Most theatre teachers are male
MetalxSoldier 26
Why would you not wear underwear on the first day? Especially if your going to be ON a stage in front of students.
interesting33 37
maybe OP doesn't like underwear? There is no situation where you would expect your underwear or lack of it, to be showing. So who cares if OP is wearing undies?
stryder9090 28
You deserve every bit of that.
GummyJellyfish 12
Not that you would have avoided embarrassment by wearing undies, but I feel like school + commando is just big ol No-No.
Agent JPN 9
Seriously, time to accept the fact that you have put on weight and buy some pants that fit. Oh, and really... if you work with kids... wear underwear.
SympathyStandard 16
I don't wear underwear anywhere, because, you know, not everyone feels the same as you.
InfiniteSunshine 32
YDI, you're a teacher and a professional. Why would you think it'd be appropriate to wear no underwear to your job? You're often moving around, you should be prepared in case something happens. Seriously though, even as a student, my teachers used to tell us that school was a place of business, which is why you needed to dress appropriately. I want to know what grade you teach, because depending on that, it becomes much worse. If you teach elementary or middle school/junior high, I find this especially inappropriate.
midnightm16 24
Exactly. They tell the students to dress appropriately while the teachers don't. I've known plenty of teachers who think that they can break the dress code.
kbecks87 16
I think that your comment is super judgmental and a little sexist. No one plans for their pants to rip. And the type of undies people wear, or not, is no one business.
AverageAvarice 23
#53 Kinda disagree, in a professional setting one should wear the proper outer and undergarments. For instance I wear scrubs a lot and when I work and I go into OR I wear cotton underwear. Going commando in this kind of situation is absolutely unprofessional and unhygienic regardless of sex. Teaching is also one of those professions where appearance should be neat and not distracting; so underwear, or lack there of, shouldn't draw attention.
nirosodapop 7
Only thing I gotta say is how would anyone know other than if ripped pants or telling someone? it doesn't have anything to do with appearance. It isn't a bra where nipples are pointing through a short so you notice it, and if professional as a reason, no one should ever go commando because of work. Personally I find commando uncomfortable but still.
rldostie 19
How is going commando unprofessional? As long as you're wearing pants, no one is going to know. And if she had been wearing a thong/g-string, that would've been more appropriate? What people wear as undergarments are their own business and does not reflect on their professionalism, as long as pants are being worn. For all we know, the president goes commando and no one is going to say that his state of underwear makes him unprofessional.
lexiieeex3 32
If you're a teacher you should 100% be wearing underwear. The horror stories alone should be enough... I mean, look at Sponge Bob.
DylanHamer13 4
FOR THE FOOL WHO WENT AND...
Moerighan 23
Teachers should always wear underwear, what is wrong with you
AlysoninAlaska 19
Maybe you should wear underwear if you work in a school.