By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
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I have to ask, was it one of the kids or one of the monkeys?

Hey, sometimes humans fling their poo too.

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Apparently the monkey's have a sense of humour too haha unlucky op

I can't tell if if was one of the monkeys or one of the kids who did the poo flinging.

Haha. It is a little ambiguous. If it was a kid it makes the FML much worse.

Was a pretty smart monkey.

Throw your poo back at that kid ... hopefully the monkeys don't get any ideas to imitate the kid. After all, "monkey see, monkey do!"

**monkey see monkey poo

Hey, sometimes humans fling their poo too.

Hence the invention of "shit flickers"

I have to ask, was it one of the kids or one of the monkeys?

same difference.

It's the monkeys way of asserting dominance

Well, flinging poo isn't exactly a sign of unintelligence...

yes, they are intelligent. And full of shit.