By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 115
You deserved it 7 986

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."


Is yours the addicting laugh? Or the plain annoying fake laugh?

Or were you just drunk? Then you don't know how loudly you're laughing..

Jakesterk96 8

Sir, you went over the laughing limit, I'm going to have to escort you out of this building.

Maybe he laughs like HAR HURR HURR HARDY HURR HURR!

n_epic_fail 14

You laugh AFTER the joke has been told.

Well, honestly it's very irritating to sit next to someone who laughs overly loud (really, volume of laughter is controllable) and not be able to hear the comedian.

Lmao!! Next time you should laugh a little quieter ;)! Haha

SystemofaBlink41 27


OP here, I didnt have an account when I posted this. Kind surprised me when it popped up in my random reads. It was actually my friend that was laughing too much. She had a few to drink and was laughing at almost every line, and the whooping was way too much. Anyway we had gotten free tickets from the main act since he was a friend of hers but only got through the 1st guy before they asked us to leave. But on the plus side, they offered to refund our money so we took it! After drinks we made $60!

What was the joke? Your laugh must have been a rofl lol and XD combined AT least!

pinkcrayola 0

I'd say it was more of a LMFO, ROLF, and a XDDD

Or maybe he laughs like, HEE HAW HAW HAW HAW...

pinkcrayola 0

Well if he was laughing the floor off it'd be a good reason to kick him out...

Sammiller your picture is bugging me. That person does not exist. To even want that out of another person is selfish. That is all, continue with your lols and lmaos.

Some of those things are pretty shallow for a girl to want. Or selfish in a way.

Actually, I would do all those things and I'm a guy...

ShroomsOnAcid 16

54/66, I find the picture itself annoying as well, but perhaps not for the same reason. While I do agree that if someone is just to expect these things out of their s/o it could be seen as selfish or naive, but what it's really saying is "I want someone to love me." When you're really in love with someone all those things and more will just come naturally without having to think about it and without the need for the other person to demand them. Guys like that most certainly do exist, but it usually becomes more apparent with age.

lrgenesis 19

Same… I don't see how it's selfish really, people want to be treated correctly. That's all…

lrgenesis 19

23- I'm pretty sure the correct one for LMFAO is Love My Friends And Others, unless my friends have lied to me. XD

I am a man and I actually do all those things. When you are truly in love you would do anything for that person and so I honestly feel she deserves to be treated like that. Granted, I do get tired of reading that all over the Internet so I dislike the picture too, but it's wrong to say that person doesn't exist.

The problem is, you have to be the kind of person who inspires a man to be that way.

crazychick1269 7

If they snorted how is OP a freak?

Snorting is an abomination just like gingers

I dont think he was serious... Geez good think people don't get kicked out for no sense of humor

BayleeWasHere 1

"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sir, you're not contributing anything to humanity. Please leave. HAR HAR *runs with a bucket of creamed corn*

Well at least they know you liked their jokes.... Comedians love good feedback :)

He must have been watching Kevin Hart's new stand-up.

anakaren_831 1
HaleyXx_fml 11

I guess they thought it was offending to laugh at the comedians.

That isn't what he said. He said it was because he laughed too loudly. Duh. Also, the word is offensive, not offending, for future reference.

HaleyXx_fml 11

FYI... I meant it to be humorous (which I'm not too good at) I know he got kicked out cause of laughig to much. Hence,the reason I said that it seemed as though the people found it offensive o.o

HaleyXx_fml 11

Which would make no sence. Seeing how it's a comedy club. You think they would be happy the guy was (loling)

Susieee_Q 9

Haley, I don't think your comment deserved to be thumbed down. I knew you were joking and knew you didn't actually believe the people at the comedy club thought OP was being offensive. This thumbing feature makes FML users take everything so seriously. Lighten up, guys. Seriously. It's just the Internet. With that being said, I await the same fate. Thumb away, you powerful cybernauts.

HaleyXx_fml 11

Thanks Susie I appreciate that.

God forbid someone virtually and anonymously disapproves of your comment.

snowmount07 6

Well those comedians are pretty funny

florido_fml 10

Good! I hate it when they post their video on YouTube and there's always that's one person you could hear laughing too loud on the background.

GoW_Chick 14

Some people just have one of those cringe worthy laughs that makes people want to throw them out of places...

rbaalman 4

you look hot :3 and not just because of the usual weather in florida

You look like a featureless blob of grey and white and not just because of the weather in (not specified)