black_knight402

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100%
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

100%
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

300%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Black_knight402's favorite FMLs

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By today / Wednesday 17 March 2010 06:12 /

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 December 2010 05:11 / United States

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 November 2010 07:35 / Singapore

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By reesemaster - / Tuesday 23 November 2010 00:18 / United States

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 November 2010 19:51 / South Africa

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One more and it's business time