that could have been your younger brother/sister

tell them to stop spilling koolaid

So then you eated it right?

how was that your responsibility anyway?

one time, I EATED something :) use teh propar grammur pl0x? engwish pwease

happy tissue lol

ftw ^

For your sake, I hope they were clear boogers. 

Snot. All you guys are pervs.

CUM!

I bet I can tell you what that sticky substance is...

#75 you are REALLY pretty holy shit...

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is your picture really a pic of a cats ass hole?

if it's unknown then your life isnt fucked, but of course you know it was your dads jizz, so just say that unless you don't want to and are in denial about it.

hum... your parents still have fun though... atleast you didn't walk in on them

Yep. Ask your parents to pay you for babysitting them.

hahahaha!!!!!!!

FUNNNYYYEESSTTT shit i've read today

Uhhh. No you fucking did not have to pick that shit up, hope you're aware of that.

YDI for messing with your parents' trash

YDI for picking that shit up, lol

2, why do you have "animal parts" as your icon???

It was your dad's semen mixed with either your mom's vaginal secretions or her saliva if she gave him a blow job and spat.

YWIA, I am always glad to help people identify unknown bodily fluids.

Don't forget there could be some sweat mixed in there. Mom could have been working hard on dad and then gotten a nice jackson pollock on her face that had to be wiped up!!

I wish I knew of your prowess the day I had to clean sticky fluids off the men's bathroom wall at work. Luckily, I put 2 and 2 together...

I feel dumb for asking, but what's YWIA?

You're Welcome In Advance.

Very true! the substance could get substantially more complicated also if a strap on was involved! Does mom like take charge and make dad a bottom OP?

Seriously? Wow..

Perdix comment threads are always the best... no one mentioned nasal secretions yet... perhaps he has really good aim... or is really small

alrenatively, ur dad had a runny nose.

@2 is your profile pic really one of a cats ass hole? WOW!

ummm, he didn't find evidence of that; he IS evidence of that.

@ #7


Ah, shut up, you wouldn't want to pick your parents $h!t up, I know for a fact.
Unless you plan on being a pedo when you get older & you're into that junk.
She wasn't complaining.
She was stating, "F!CK MY LIFE". That's what this website is for dumb @$$.
You're the one complaining.
At least that wasn't me, 'cause I would've been raising H3ll.

it was the syrup from their midnight snack.

facts of life

this^^^

Lol!!! @ #8

NO, YOU DIDN'T.
i'll say it again...

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, NO, YOU DIDN'T!

the OP is the evidence ^^

it was toothpaste

Did you sniff it, too? Taste it?? Why touch the sticky stuff at all? Why not just use a clean tissue to pick it up?

That would make too much sense and then the OP would have nothing trivial to bitch about.

I feel stupid for asking but wats OP mean?

Something poster.

you didn't HAVE to ;0