Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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LemonStarship 5
Haha want some bananas?
jakeisawake 3
You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.
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Comments (154)
fanbat 0
where have you been its 2nd term for me
Trooth 13
lol that's funny. it's ok just explain that. you'll get laughed at a little but you'll be fine
RunFromIt123 0
YDI it for laughing in class.
MustangGirL 0
Is your name George? If so, are you curious?
IWABO2_ 0
Lmao good one #62. Making up a grey arrow.. I knew everyone was out to get me.. But jk i know theres a gray arrow on the app and computer but idk why it doesn't appear here.
MeganCello 8
@#49...weird...I'm on my phone (lg enV touch) and I have the little "spill the beans' button. Oh well, sorry to hear that. OP, sorry to hear that. Meh...teachers...(sorry if I offended any teachers here.) @#59 8D
kareem82_fml 0
which school starts at this time of a year??!!
beautiful_brunet 3
again as said about 10 times ; the OP probably moved schools and this was the first day for her.
TehLazyBoy 0
Lmao at 59.
IWABO2_ 0
Yeah i have the spill the beans button too #64 i just don't have a reply button and thats why everyone gets mad. And i don't have a good phone its metro pcs ;(
DeviousAngel 13
Why would you get kicked out for 'imitating a monkey' anyway? Unless you were just plain being obnoxious and fooling around, that's kind of dumb in my opinion, lol. Anyway, if I were in your class, I'd be laughing my ass off if somebody's laugh looked/sounded like a monkey imitation. (: