Good, you've asserted dominance now. That'll make the teacher think twice before they teach again..

There's only one way to make things right. In order to balance thing out, you must now have diarrhoea on the principal. Trust me, at this point, it's really your only option.

at least she'll always remember you

Now beat up the toughest person. No one will fuck with you anymore

A puke a day, keeps the teachers away.

Hey this is my fml afterwords I went to the office with my teacher my teacher changed I went home afterward bout a week later I passed out and freaked the same teacher out I'm fine tho

Trust me, you'll look back on this memory when you're done with school. And you'll actually love that you had such a memorable start. Good luck with the rest of the year!