Miscellaneous: Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By swana99 - 04/09/2013 20:39 - United States - Woburn

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

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LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 17 November 2010 0:13

Haha want some bananas?

jakeisawake 3

Wednesday 17 November 2010 1:15

You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.

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demosthenese 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 5:33

this person is obviously black. it is very easy to confuse the two gorilla types.

kizzck 6

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:14

LMAOF

DiorDollie 3

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:37

LOL . ouch.

Delorean_Fanatic 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:17

Hmm... SOMEONE'S teacher was having a bad day...lol

lyssa_la 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 20:01

ouch that's gotta suck maybe you should stop laughing

hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:44

you laugh like a monkey?

aypppppppppp 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:44

remain in d jungle animal...

bleijar 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 17:00

Ha ha that's so funny. Not trying to be mean but I have a friend who laughs like a chipmunk.

itssjulia 13

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:46

Haha that's so me right there XDD

sanamrvk 18

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:00

That's ok OP, they will figure out that you just have a unique laugh eventually

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Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the lifejacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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