FML : Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to...

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 January 2011 08:52 / United States

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By zapzapp | 0

#1989307 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:12

awww. do you need a virtual hug?

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#1989367 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:29

be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!

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By kellanlvr | 1

#1989303 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:11

ouch! that must've sucked

alwa7sh | 2

#1989622 - Thursday 20 January 2011 17:45

No, the girl next door to her did.

Sulphuric_Glue | 16

#6533323 - Wednesday 10 February 2016 9:21

18, that is really insensitive but also feckin comedy gold

By zapzapp | 0

#1989307 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:12

awww. do you need a virtual hug?

Zmeilerr | 22

#1989701 - Thursday 20 January 2011 18:16

yes.

JonC405 | 0

#1989740 - Thursday 20 January 2011 18:35

yes yes yes

bennychamp | 0

#1990251 - Thursday 20 January 2011 23:42

whats good

Notimetobleed | 12

#3380935 - Monday 3 October 2011 6:43

I want virtual sex

By mrdblack | 0

#1989334 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:19

You can go on a date with me! I won't stand you up :)

ekky | 3

#1990311 - Friday 21 January 2011 0:18

loserrr! lol

TheAftermath | 0

#1994226 - Saturday 22 January 2011 4:40

#3, Awwwww!
#39, you're an asshole.

Arisakentaro | 0

#1994567 - Saturday 22 January 2011 7:56

creeper!!

bagofpopkern | 18

#5913070 - Sunday 13 April 2014 7:16

I don't even know why people left negative comments this comment was actually sweet. I'm sure they didn't REALLY mean it. Come on now.

By InsaneGenius | 0

#1989346 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:22

Wow, that's really sad! I bet you were so pissed off!

out_of_cares | 4

#3884097 - Saturday 14 January 2012 20:25

Yeah at first I was, just because I had hung out with the guy a couple times and he seemed like a sweetheart, but I underestimated the gravitational pull of my neighbors vagina

By gooBUZZ | 0

#1989349 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:24

#3, you should have your own FML:

Today, I am lame. FML.

Douche.

No_LoveMM | 3

#1989358 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:25

You should too!

Today, I am an ass, FML.

Phustercluck | 11

#1989556 - Thursday 20 January 2011 17:14

YOU, ARE, AN, ASSSS!!

+1 for anyone who gets that reference.

Snake867 | 1

#1989831 - Thursday 20 January 2011 19:21

Agreed, it should read:

today I realized how lame I actually am when I attempted to ask a stranger out on the FML site.

zivlaks | 0

#1989869 - Thursday 20 January 2011 20:03

this made me laugh more than the fml

beezy_gurl13 | 0

#1991504 - Friday 21 January 2011 8:46

hahahaha !! I agree :D

TheAftermath | 0

#1994236 - Saturday 22 January 2011 4:43

Agreed with #6. Though, it should be,

"Today, I am an ass. I have to shove a stick up my ass now. FML."

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#1989367 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:29

be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!

DjeePee | 24

#1989722 - Thursday 20 January 2011 18:28

Maybe all OP wanted was ending up in bed with someone...

RedPillSucks | 31

#1992881 - Friday 21 January 2011 19:29

Then it wouldn't have been an FML. She could have just waited until he was finished.
I'm sure he wouldn't have minded a double header.

By KBruce317 | 0

#1989372 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:31

You should tell him you want to reschedule the date and then stand him up... and then do the guy that lives next door to him. Sorry if this is confusing to read at all. Basically: Do the guy that lives next door to him.

DjeePee | 24

#1989729 - Thursday 20 January 2011 18:30

Maybe OP doesn't want to have sex with random people. It is also a pretty lame way of getting revenge, the guy probably doesn't care at all.

KBruce317 | 0

#1990017 - Thursday 20 January 2011 21:36

This is very true indeed.

By lilvic56 | 5

#1989377 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:31

i wont stand u up =P

GregoryStalver_fml | 6

#1989472 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:52

Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

Phustercluck | 11

#1989543 - Thursday 20 January 2011 17:13

Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

perdix | 29

#1989604 - Thursday 20 January 2011 17:40

Oh, fuck! We've been Rick-rolled!!!

Youwantwhatnow | 0

#1989803 - Thursday 20 January 2011 19:08

never gonna give,
never gonna give.

By ulicksam | 0

#1989467 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:49

Well, if you had let it be known to him that there would be something special at the end of the date......

By uroborous | 0

#1989481 - Thursday 20 January 2011 16:57

spread your leggs sooner and wider next time. be more slutty, and cook for him. you will be more happy and fulfilled. and you will bet. every mans dreamgirl

Phustercluck | 11

#1989538 - Thursday 20 January 2011 17:11

I prefer to get something out of a relationship, rather than just use someone for sex and meals. Plus, most of the girls I know, don't even cook. My dream girl, whom I've already met, is my perfect equal.