Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
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thatkidmal 15
Well then, that's quite a plot twist
wolfstalker213 14
Didnt you already know she was dating someone?
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Comments (131)
DrownedMyFish 18
Don't let that ruin the fun, OP! You guys can have a romantic evening all by yourselves!
ExuExu 4
Sending flowers to another girl in a relationship? YDI
_noelani_ 8
FYL, OP is just trying to be sweet. Should've probably checked if she had a boyfriend though.
mccrightp 29
I said YDI at first. Then I realized she agreed to the date. Why couldn't she say she is involved with someone? It would've saved a lot complication.
Jacqui_Meowth 11
According to OP, she didn't just agree to the date, she asked OP out.
Fou_Lou 20
Actually it could have been her boyfriend asking OP out using her phone or other communication channel. OP didnt state that it was in Person. FHL her boyfriend is a dick.
RedPillSucks 31
Yep. That was my thought. this is why face-to-face communication is better. It could have avoided the fist-to-face communication in this situation.
doglover100 28
The girl is a jerk.
Norvi 26
I wonder. If OP sent flowers to her house, for example, she might have freaked out badly.
sammyjo06 14
Did you know she had a boyfriend? If so, YDI. If not, FYL.
neuronerd 29
I'm thinking that with a reaction like that, OP knew she was in a relationship, and had been creepy for quite some time. The flowers were the last straw, and she finally had to send her boyfriend in when her "I'm not interested" comments went ignored.
DanielleinDC 33
Or maybe the boyfriend is just an overly jealous guy. Not enough information here. Did OP know his "dream girl" had a boyfriend? If so, he deserves it. If not, FHL.
JMichael 25
She could have just told you she had a boyfriend. That's rude as hell.
NodakN8V 25
Might want to let that dream go into an old dirty sock....