Love: Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Same thing different taste

By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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Mrs Popular

By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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Ben12345_fml 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

What a bitch

katertott 44

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.

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Ben12345_fml 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

What a bitch

QuaDECH 13

Thursday 2 July 2015 15:52

I can't believe some people actually act like that.

LunaaBluee 27

Thursday 2 July 2015 17:40

No kidding. I wish a guy would send me flowers :(

Ohitsariel 25

Thursday 2 July 2015 23:44

This FML made me cringe, I'm sorry OP and I hope you find someone more appreciative.

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 3 July 2015 17:13

comment that you asked her to give them to another girl, not her

daisylokes 16

Saturday 4 July 2015 8:49

she sounds like an ungrateful b----. At least her true colors have been revealed though.

rinamei 12

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

Could be a joke?

littleking94 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:53

agreed. Maybe she ment for you to see it. joke with it and say something like "yeah but an awesome loser". if you get a bad response or no response from that, then she probably is a bitch and a waste of your time.

mwali02 32

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:05

Please don't make jokes like this to anyone. Ever. Only you and your other mean friends would be laughing. There are classier ways to express disappointment. You deserve better OP.

Pinkgal123 24

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

Forgettabout her. You deserve someone better.

Cads1 24

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Ted_brosby 4

Thursday 2 July 2015 13:51

Everyone's is giving your comment a thumbs down. But I'm certain bit true

Ted_brosby 4

Thursday 2 July 2015 13:52

Well at least no from yeher

rocker_chick105 31

Thursday 2 July 2015 15:32

English?

QuaDECH 13

Thursday 2 July 2015 21:58

Spanish?

katertott 44

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.

kost4060 14

Friday 3 July 2015 16:28

Colours*

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 4 July 2015 6:55

shining through

Ben12345_fml 18

Sunday 23 August 2015 0:24

142, people spell colour and color differently in different countries

dezman2000 21

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

Well, we all know she's certainly not going to get a boyfriend with that attitude. Don't waste your time, OP.

Yodamine34 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 8:32

Yes she will, she'll be rolling in douchebags.

anonymuse_fml 31

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

Rudeness like that is why romantic gestures are becoming less common. Sorry you had to go through that, OP.

mimirawr14 17

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:47

Well at least u tried better luck next time!! Hopefully u find a girl that appreciates flowers!!

Smeedz 8

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:48

She's lucky a gentleman even bought her flowers with that salty ass attitude.

Woller19 8

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:50

That's when you comment "I send flowers to bitches, bitches love flowers."

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