Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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cliffibom
| 15
Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along
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ollie179
| 21
Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.
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magymofucka
| 9
lol, why tf is this person trying to set up a date for their dog? lmaoo.
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ollie179
| 21
Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.
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cBlackout
| 13
Your stupid is showing, 1.
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ElementaryEdGuy
| 18
Gosh, 1. I just cleaned this carpet!
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cliffibom
| 15
Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along
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eksyneet
| 23
bestiality*
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sux4u121
| 10
*beastiality
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Sillydeadperson
| 17
That's actually how it is spelled.
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mjspoons
| 6
Don't let your dog go who knows what she might do to him!
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pickles1994
| 18
Or what she'll let the dog do to her. :o
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etchsanity1
| 11
Watch out she's got peanut butter
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apollojon
| 11
Now aint that a real bitch ;)
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gc327072
| 29
....Somebody doin something slick!
Downtoooowwnnn...
Downtoooowwnnn...
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JR_Goes_Rawr
| 11
Did she have a dog as well? If not she takes doggy style a little too serious.
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DinosaurTacoTime
| 18
How would the dog get to his date without you? Dognapping? Did you teach him to drive??? Or would she pick him up? Because then you'd still be there.
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btstig
| 11
Ask if she needs a camera man?
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Eluveitie
| 9
No?
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karlcolt45
| 19
I bet they stay avoid the cheap laughs and hit it missionary
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Incredidanny
| 5
What a "bitch."
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apollojon
| 11
I seem to recall seeing this comment before. Somewhere....
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Incredidanny
| 5
Oh, sorry. I didn't see your comment up there. It was late when I posted.
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TheElBurrrito
| 21
Apollojon, your comment made my night. I'm not really sure why I laughed so hard, but I assure you I laughed a lot harder than I should have.
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klovemachine
| 24
The dog must have taken OP's swag :-D lol