FML : Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My...

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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By Doggotmytongue - / Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:50 / United States - Peoria

Valentine's slay

The first time we met

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By cliffibom | 15

#5366086 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 8:57

Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along

By ollie179 | 19

#5366111 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:07

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

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By magymofucka | 9

#5366084 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 8:55

lol, why tf is this person trying to set up a date for their dog? lmaoo.

ollie179 | 19

#5366111 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:07

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

cBlackout | 13

#5366161 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:53

Your stupid is showing, 1.

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5366527 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:22

Gosh, 1. I just cleaned this carpet!

By cliffibom | 15

#5366086 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 8:57

Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along

eksyneet | 23

#5366395 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 14:44

bestiality*

sux4u121 | 10

#5366704 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 20:28

*beastiality

Sillydeadperson | 17

#5366726 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 21:01

That's actually how it is spelled.

By mjspoons | 6

#5366087 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 8:59

Don't let your dog go who knows what she might do to him!

pickles1994 | 18

#5366115 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:09

Or what she'll let the dog do to her. :o

etchsanity1 | 11

#5366374 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 14:16

Watch out she's got peanut butter

By apollojon | 11

#5366089 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 8:59

Now aint that a real bitch ;)

gc327072 | 29

#5367129 - Thursday 14 February 2013 4:36

....Somebody doin something slick!

Downtoooowwnnn...

By JR_Goes_Rawr | 11

#5366090 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:00

Did she have a dog as well? If not she takes doggy style a little too serious.

By DinosaurTacoTime | 18

#5366091 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:00

How would the dog get to his date without you? Dognapping? Did you teach him to drive??? Or would she pick him up? Because then you'd still be there.

By btstig | 11

#5366097 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:02

Ask if she needs a camera man?

Eluveitie | 9

#5366296 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 12:55

No?

By karlcolt45 | 19

#5366105 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:05

I bet they stay avoid the cheap laughs and hit it missionary

By Incredidanny | 5

#5366108 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:06

What a "bitch."

apollojon | 11

#5366131 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:20

I seem to recall seeing this comment before. Somewhere....

Incredidanny | 5

#5366550 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:41

Oh, sorry. I didn't see your comment up there. It was late when I posted.

TheElBurrrito | 21

#5368691 - Friday 15 February 2013 12:20

Apollojon, your comment made my night. I'm not really sure why I laughed so hard, but I assure you I laughed a lot harder than I should have.

By klovemachine | 24

#5366120 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:13

The dog must have taken OP's swag :-D lol

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