By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

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lol, why tf is this person trying to set up a date for their dog? lmaoo.

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

Your stupid is showing, 1.

Gosh, 1. I just cleaned this carpet!

Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along

bestiality*

*beastiality

That's actually how it is spelled.

Don't let your dog go who knows what she might do to him!

Or what she'll let the dog do to her. :o

Watch out she's got peanut butter

Now aint that a real bitch ;)

....Somebody doin something slick! Downtoooowwnnn...

Did she have a dog as well? If not she takes doggy style a little too serious.

How would the dog get to his date without you? Dognapping? Did you teach him to drive??? Or would she pick him up? Because then you'd still be there.

Ask if she needs a camera man?

I bet they stay avoid the cheap laughs and hit it missionary

What a "bitch."

I seem to recall seeing this comment before. Somewhere....

Oh, sorry. I didn't see your comment up there. It was late when I posted.

Apollojon, your comment made my night. I'm not really sure why I laughed so hard, but I assure you I laughed a lot harder than I should have.

The dog must have taken OP's swag :-D lol