lol, why tf is this person trying to set up a date for their dog? lmaoo.

Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along

Don't let your dog go who knows what she might do to him!

Now aint that a real bitch ;)

Did she have a dog as well? If not she takes doggy style a little too serious.

How would the dog get to his date without you? Dognapping? Did you teach him to drive??? Or would she pick him up? Because then you'd still be there.

Ask if she needs a camera man?

I bet they stay avoid the cheap laughs and hit it missionary

What a "bitch."

The dog must have taken OP's swag :-D lol