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Wow poor example from the head of security, first day on the job and he's already pissing around in front of the new guy.

Put up a wet floor sign. Security comes first!

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Put up a wet floor sign. Security comes first!

Wow poor example from the head of security, first day on the job and he's already pissing around in front of the new guy.

even more of a FML to the head of the security guard and hope he wasn't too pissed hehe

Well, you've successfully asserted your dominance over him, so now that should make you the Head of Security. My advice, wear a rubber jock strap to work from now on.

Are you taking the piss?

No, the Head of Security is taking the piss.

Seems your shooting level is grade A Barney Fife.

Bet he was "pissed" after xD

Accidentally? Yeah, right. Freud says there are no accidents. Looks like there’s a new sheriff in town.

Freud also said you want to sleep with your mother. So, does that mean you want to sleep with your mother? xD

I think he got that one wrong, it’s not that guys want to sleep with their moms it’s that they want to sleep with OTHER people’s moms. I mean 2 significant points here: 1. If they’re moms then they can have kids which, procreation wise, is a nice little tidbit and 2. They have been around a time or two and so have some knowledge they can share with ya between the sheets. Besides that there’s no better feeling than when your buddy asks you what you were doing last night than saying “doing your mom!” and him knowing you’re not lying.

Head of security? You sure got one of them.

Matthew Irmen 11

I think the wrong person wrote the FML... "Today I got tasered in the crotch by a FNG and pissed myself, FML"