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I think he got that one wrong, it’s not that guys want to sleep with their moms it’s that they want to sleep with OTHER people’s moms. I mean 2 significant points here: 1. If they’re moms then they can have kids which, procreation wise, is a nice little tidbit and 2. They have been around a time or two and so have some knowledge they can share with ya between the sheets. Besides that there’s no better feeling than when your buddy asks you what you were doing last night than saying “doing your mom!” and him knowing you’re not lying.

By  Matthew Irmen  |  11

I think the wrong person wrote the FML...

"Today I got tasered in the crotch by a FNG and pissed myself, FML"