Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
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thatkidmal 15
Well then, that's quite a plot twist
wolfstalker213 14
Didnt you already know she was dating someone?
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Comments (131)
sk3p71k 13
I can't help feeling like theres a whole lot more to this story...
commandercolbert 6
well now you know shes not your dream girl
RedPillSucks 31
and bruised? OP?
PurelyCanadian 18
If you knew she was dating someone, shame on you. If you didn't, they. handled that poorly. She should have just been straight up with you.
bv2332 10
You sent flowers to a girl who had a boyfriend? You are a terrible person it's hard enough to keep girls happy without people like you trying to steal them
hazardmuffin 21
Maybe OP didn't know about the boyfriend. And even if he did, woman are not property. They can't be "stolen." If a girl chooses to leave her partner for another suitor, that's her decision.
iwadasn 32
Of course women aren't property, but it's still pretty crappy to try to get a girl to cheat with you when you know she's seeing someone. If the girl returned his feelings, she wouldn't be with her boyfriend.
hazardmuffin 21
Why are you assuming that a man courting a woman already in a relationship is trying to get her to cheat? I don't think there's anything wrong with letting someone know you're into them, regardless of their relationship status.
awilliams44 9
well uh.... she seems great
worldclassrager 39
That's cruel...but funny...hope he didn't hurt you too badly...
the_real_aquaman 5
the fact his name is bruisedandconfused leads to some conclusions
metalhead88 9
Hopefully your teacher was "civil" about the situation
RedPillSucks 31
Wrong FML
mike024207626 1
This is clearly not real and if it's not going to be real, have it be good