Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
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thatkidmal 15
Well then, that's quite a plot twist
wolfstalker213 14
Didnt you already know she was dating someone?
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Wakachulak 22
I'm of two minds here: If you knew she was dating him, YDI. If not FYL. On second thought, if you knew nothing about your "dream girl", YDI. Yeah, YDI it is.
Sinsation 7
Holy crap. You don't have to stalk a person just to prove that he/she is the ideal person you want to date. And maybe "dream girl" likes to keep her relationship personal/private? Sheesh.
yoursucklives 36
maybe that's just me, #28, but i wouldn't send someone flowers if i didn't even know whether they were single. you can't just asume that someone's free. if she told you she was single, that's another story. i don't really understand why her boyfriend would beat you up, if she's not interested in you, why would he feel threatened? the only thing i imagine could explain that, is, that op really doesn't really know the girl, and she feels threatened/like op's a creeper. i know i wouldn't want to receive flowers from someone i don't really know. but i just stop assuming now, maybe we'll get a follow up!
Jacqui_Meowth 11
She asked him out purely to have her boyfriend beat his ass, it wouldn't surprise me if she had said she was single. She's probably playing the victim to her boyfriend, convincing him that OP is trying to steal her from him, yada yada yada.
yoursucklives 36
oh right, that's also possible, i always forget that some girls are crazy
Wakachulak 22
#28, Please explain how asking a mutual friend what they know about your romantic interest constitutes stalking? Last I checked, that was called common sense.
JazNim17 18
#51, I was thinking that the username "bruisedandconfused" referred to a bruised ego, the FML never actually said the boyfriend beat up OP.
The_Big_Boss 20
I would see right through this one and i'd play gay like it was my plan. Just to creep him out
RedPillSucks 31
Then his username would be deadandconfused
TheDrifter 23
Or SorebottomFML
fsomelife 26
Judging by your username, the date didn't go great
aznpeaks 7
By the FML, the date didn't sound great
steve31789 8
Maybe to make things interesting??? ;)
laden_swallow09 34
To what point and purpose?
ShakeDisPlace 10
You could of played it off as you sent the flowers for both of them wishing them a happy valentines day.
it__happens 17
What a pickle your in
colombiatti 14
So did you tell him that was your dream girl and not his?
maggiefox 25
Two days of flowers? Well hey you can be my boyfriend ;)
fenellaisacute 13
i think op meant 2 days after sending the flowers .
dakid87 10
Have it occurred to you that he might need flowers too?
142_cats 13
I feel like she's a bitch and all but I'm laughing too hard at your name to help.