Psycho taught me well, ALWAYS check behind the curtain!

People always call me paranoid. Well I am but I have my reasons!

If people leave their shower curtains open, they wouldn't have to check behind it. They would have a full view as soon as they enter the bathroom. That's what I do.

The creases in the curtain when it's open can cause it to mold, so I try to keep mine closed.

obtrice, the victim was behind the curtain in psycho

26 - psycho had taught me to have someone else check the shower curtain.

I was gonna say the same thing

Grizzly Adams did have a beard...

Most people leave the curtain closed so it can dry properly, but I can't stand seeing it closed. That's why I always buy a clear shower curtain.

Is it a black guy?

42: Are you an asshole?

44-are you stupid?

Not all black people are bad. Just like not all white people are good. :(

what about purple ones ? I heard they're completely safe :o

correction, we all suck equally

Yeah, if there was ever an FML that needed more information, this is it.

Yeah definitely more to this story! Did cops get involved? Was it a prank, or a pervert... So many ways this could have turned out.

You could basically pick an ending out of a hat. So many options. Personally, I think it could have been a family member playing a prank.

Which is why I always pick all of them. It was a perverted cop family member playing a prank.

#77 that's hilarious. I could only imagine.

This FML scares me a little

What scares me about this FML is that there is still no follow-up..

I presume this was a lie if there's been no follow-up from the OP ... or was there (maybe I missed it)?

I hope not. Always check for muderers.

3-- is that a "Dead Man on Campus" reference?

The question is, are you the person who was behind the shower curtain

If the person was holding a knife and a rope, I don't think OP would have been able to post this FML

WAIT. are we just going to ignore the fact that there's is a person in the shower?! where are all the douche bags saying that we should sue?!

Gonna guess was nothing malicious, as OP would have more serious issues to worry about than posting her little anecdote.

I'm going with that it was a sibling, judging by the OP's name"Kids".

Or a sick perverted bastard taking a shower...

I really don't think OP would have had to check if there was someone in the shower, running water would probably be present if they were...

Why would you hope it paid off? That means someone was actually there, which is something I personally wouldn't want to happen. I hope all my shower curtain checking never results in actually finding someone hiding there (aside from maybe a game of hide and seek.)

... I believe they were talking about checking and finding them instead of the creep popping out at the child on the toilet. Plus the FML CLEARLY states that there WAS someone behind the curtain.

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