Furby freakout

By furbys69 - 31/05/2017 09:00 - United States - Kingsport

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Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML
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gosh_mate 30
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People still own Ferby's? I remember them being popular over 10 years ago, and found them creepy even then.

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Aiden89 23

Cock block Furby, ouch

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gosh_mate 30
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People still own Ferby's? I remember them being popular over 10 years ago, and found them creepy even then.

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RichardPencil 30
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The first time through, I read it as "getting off on its own." That was hilarious!

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HalfLit 17

Lol I wouldn't let something that silly ruin my "mood". Just take the batteries out, laugh it off, and keep going. YDI for being so fragile

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Aiden89 23

Cock block Furby, ouch

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latenerd 11
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YDI for having a Furby in your house that wasn't already smashed​ to pieces. Those things are beyond annoying.

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Glowworm56 26
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I was waiting to hear "But it didn't have any batteries!"

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mariri9206 32

You know they run on fear and human souls, instead of batteries, right?

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Jhk9000 23
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You're clearly too young to be having sex if you still own a Furby.

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TonierShadow 19
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Anyone else think of that one guy from Family Guy who would always end coitus stories about his girlfriend with "But she was like: 'There was no way.'"

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TonierShadow 19
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Anyone else think of that one guy from Family Guy who would always end coitus stories about his girlfriend with "But she was like: 'There was no way.'"

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