Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
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thatkidmal 15
Well then, that's quite a plot twist
wolfstalker213 14
Didnt you already know she was dating someone?
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Comments (131)
Xotoolyxo 16
Next time send them to a single girl
cchuckcloninger 5
Are all you people confused? Don't you realize the boyfriend intercepted the flowers and texted back to make the date? I know because I'm the boyfriend and this creep has been bothering my girl for a year now. Having been told countless times by her to leave her alone I decided a little "guy talk" was needed. We "bonded" well during the exchange.
weekendhero 11
OP here. nice try, but thats all fake.
TogeBara 12
yeah....... I don't believe you
Eivana 37
She was being a bitch. She didn't have to do that if she didn't want to go out with you. Whether you knew or not, what she did was very rude and mean.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I agree with #89. All hearts are open graves. If you're dreaming, you're asleep, time to wake up. From what is suggested in the username, Op faced the black and blue nature of reality.
weekendhero 11
OP here, had to make an account with a different username but here's the whole story. I was unaware of her having a boyfriend and as they had only gotten back together a few days before.(they dated once before, split up and got back together.) she apologized afterwards via text and I cut contact.
jack_splat 11
It would seem to me that op didn't know about the bf and that is where the confused part of the user name comes from.
Setareh23 34
While I agree that no one is perfect and dream girls and guys most likely don't exist, the comment "anyone with hope in their heart deserves a punch to the face" sounds a bit jaded man.
Axel5238 29
This sounds somewhat odd. Sending flowers to someone can be a big risk and if they don't know you well it can be uncomfortable. Terms like dream girl make this weirder, it seems odd to send flowers to someone you don't know too well and whether or not what she asked him too was actually a date. Not uncommon especially on FML for someone to be for someone to be confused if one assumed it was a date and the other didn't.
Pandamonia88 9
If your idea of your "dream girl" is someone you don't know well enough to know she's taken you're a creep and/or shallow so YDI and if you did know she was taken then YDI.
AlexRen 21
Judging by your username you guys got in a fight. People are ridiculous, she could've said she had a boyfriend. It was just totally innocent sending flowers. What I hate is that she accepted them and said yes to the date, before that happened she could have told you that she's seeing someone. That was an utter bitch move on her part. Accepting the flowers, accepting the date, sending her boyfriend. Girls like her will end up single and miserable. Dude, I know you'll find a WONDERFUL woman of your dreams.