Life ain't a movie, son

By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
I agree, your life sucks 393
You deserved it 1 224

Same thing different taste

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Public asking-out, much like public proposals, are something that the person in question should probably be aware of, to save everybody’s feelings. Maybe at any one point in those three years you should have made your feelings actually known.

Of course she ate all the chocolates. They’re chocolates. A gift is a gift whether she goes out with you or not.

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You need to work on your Mariah Carey impression for another year and try again. It's gonna be tough, and if you want to hit the high notes like Mariah, you're gonna need to lose the balls. However, if that works and you get the girl, you won't have much to give her -- down there. What a dilemma!

Public asking-out, much like public proposals, are something that the person in question should probably be aware of, to save everybody’s feelings. Maybe at any one point in those three years you should have made your feelings actually known.

Of course she ate all the chocolates. They’re chocolates. A gift is a gift whether she goes out with you or not.

You gave her a box of chocolates. You should be happy she liked them. Suck that she said no, but such is life. Maybe not make such a scene of it, and ask her sooner next time?

You haven't been in love with her for 3 years. You've been infatuated with your fantasy conception of a person who doesn't actually exist. Loving a real person is something much different and far more difficult.

Sonotsuave 34

I’m sorry she said no, and it’s sweet of you to put in the effort, but people are allowed to say no, and not be attracted to you. Sorry, such is life. Like others have said, some people also don’t like a public approach laid on heavy. Maybe a private conversation and one gesture instead of three would’ve been more up her alley

Nico97 2

whatcha get for being a simp about it

Blobby McGee 5

Cut out the simp behavior. Women don't respect simps. Ignore the chick. Forget about her. Go date another woman. And red pill yourself, man! Jeez