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By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - / Friday 9 August 2013 22:13 / United States
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  CaiDog  |  20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  SnuWolf  |  15

Oh god. This is the exact same guy at my high school. He's a total douche, and, because I'm a fan of the supernatural world, (And u was trying to help him out) tried to explain to him that he can't go around exposing the rest of us. (Yes, I decided to play along and claim to be a were snow leopard) He dared me to transform in front of the whole cafeteria, and when I tried to tell him you can't do it in public, he actually tried to do it himself, attempting to "cure his virus." It was hilarious because he looked like he was trying to go Super Saiyan, and had to be taken home because everyone thought he was having an emotional breakdown. I actually feel really bad for the guy.

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  FlyingPie  |  17

You read an FML about a kid who thinks he's a werewolf but can't turn into one due to a rare disease and thinks he has been rejected due to "friend-zoning bitches".

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  Lacist  |  19

Hey maybe he wanted to state that he was about to say the exact same thing, people can share their opinions. And OP don't worry he was probably just desperate and asked everyone already, you just happened to be saved as the best for last.

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  JtPv  |  14

Eh, no one has the right to completely hate anyone. We all have our quirks, and although they can piss people off, they are inevitable. And some people actually DO, LEGITELY, enjoy twilight. Crazy, I know.

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  Shrike  |  22

Yeah, I get what you're saying, 21, and I totally agree, but those people should be locked up in a mental hospital for their own good and for the protection of the general public. The Twilight fans, that is.

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At #21, I like to scream "contamination!", when I hear poisonous words like those that end in "ism" or sentences containing the word Twilight or references to the plot of said movie.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

#21: According to the rules of the Internet, I have to downvote you for the word "LEGITELY". "LEGITIMATELY" was the word you wanted, but since I'm a sporting fellow, I also would have accepted "LEGITLY". Better luck next time. Grammar matters! (TM)

By  assassinbanana0  |  20

I hate when people use the "friend zone" excuse everytime they get rejected. Just because someone doesn't like you doesn't mean they're a friend-zoning dick/bitch I feel sorry for you, OP. you have my condolences

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  Emily062611  |  6

I don't get the "friend zone". You have people you like as friends but aren't interested in romantically (maybe you don't want to risk the friendship) and then you have people you are interested in. I don't really see how this is a problem. Though this guy doesn't even seem to be a friend...

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Not at all, #43. If she sees someone as a brother, that isn't friend zoning. Just because you like her, doesn't mean she has to like you the same way. If she sees you as a brother, you're like a protector to her. She sees you as family. Sometimes, that means more than being in a relationship. Don't bring people down by calling them friend zoners just because they don't like you the way you do. That isn't fair at all to them

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  Dashelle  |  25

When I was in high school, I had a temporary lapse in judgement and was convinced that I was a vampire. It happens. Let him go through whatever he's going through.

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