Love and School: Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend....

By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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Monday 10 September 2018 19:02

Thats when you get up and punch him in the face.

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Monday 10 September 2018 18:51

I hope you said something back to that pathetic scumbag

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slytheryn 14

Monday 10 September 2018 18:51

I hope you said something back to that pathetic scumbag

pugs 12

Monday 10 September 2018 19:02

Thats when you get up and punch him in the face.

John Nemeth 14

Monday 10 September 2018 20:47

Throw an uppercut in there for me.

pjsr 32

Monday 10 September 2018 19:04

What makes you think he was talking about you?

dwight7476 11

Monday 10 September 2018 20:15

Asshole needs to mind his business nobody was talking to him in the first place

Skylar 1

Tuesday 11 September 2018 3:19

What does the bastard even know about her!?!

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