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Wow, some people are so fucking rude. Hey, on the bright side, your FML got published. Sorry you had to go through that OP.
Perhaps a more aggressive method is required. May I recommend bear spray? Or deer urine if you're worried about lawsuits.
In #5's defense, lots of girls think they explicitly say something, but they actually don't. My sister says "the laundry's getting full" but what she thinks she said was "do the laundry" and gets all pissed at you when you didn't get her "explicit message". This case, however, seems like she actually did tell the guy to fuck off.
Just list a disgusting fetish or two and pray you never see them again
I'll have to remember that one. Usually "I'm married" works but I have encountered a douche recently who told me that if I was happily married I wouldn't be at a club (for my best friend's 30th birthday) and proceeded to say equally disgusting/stupid things to me for about an hour before calling me stupid for not liking him...
What an arse. Recently, some guy thought he was the shit because he started reading pick up lines off the internet. They started corny and cute, but turned more and more lees as time went on. Eventually I started making jokes about how his dick was he size of my pinky, but I don't think he got the hint.
Makes me think of a guy that wouldn't leave me alone until he got my number, so I caved in and gave a fake one. Unfortunately, sometimes 'no' just isn't enough for some situations..
In a post about the issue of women having to say they're in a relationship to get some men to back off I actually seen a corny saying "we have to know if they are in a relationship because then we know to back off. If they say no that just means you have to try harder". Despite it being a while ago, it'd made me so angry I still haven't forgotten it.