Blackcatluck

About Blackcatluck

I'm a black cat, it makes sense that I'm on FML.

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Blackcatluck's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

42%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

84%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

10%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

23%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

4%

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Blackcatluck's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 8 March 2014 23:13 / United States

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Evolution mama - / Wednesday 5 February 2014 19:52 / Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FreeChocolate / Tuesday 10 December 2013 01:51 / United States - Marysville

Today, I was accused of stealing when I dropped a $20 bill in front of my boss. His logic: I'm too poor to have a $20 bill and there's no way it was a tip, since our customers are "so stingy". It was a tip and it was going to get me through the rest of the month. He won't give it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it