Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't... - FML

By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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You deserved it 604

By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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Hairstyle lifehack

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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You deserved it 32 742

By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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You deserved it 11 985

Everything's gone green

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 18:00

Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML

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You deserved it 574

By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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You deserved it 6 673

By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 1 173

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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purplepixie23 16

Wednesday 22 May 2019 20:21

Stylists are trained for a reason!

Seeya55 31

Wednesday 22 May 2019 20:44

Heck yes they are! Go somewhere that they'll know what they're doing! Hair requires the right amount of chemicals to bleach depending on hair health. They charge the amount they do not just for the product, but for the time and knowledge on how to do your hair! Don't DIY or go to a stylist in a grocery store.

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purplepixie23 16

Wednesday 22 May 2019 20:21

Stylists are trained for a reason!

Seeya55 31

Wednesday 22 May 2019 20:44

Heck yes they are! Go somewhere that they'll know what they're doing! Hair requires the right amount of chemicals to bleach depending on hair health. They charge the amount they do not just for the product, but for the time and knowledge on how to do your hair! Don't DIY or go to a stylist in a grocery store.

Amanda G Rich 23

Wednesday 22 May 2019 20:30

probably because you can't dye your hair blonde, just bleach it

BloodRedViola 12

Wednesday 22 May 2019 21:21

sounds like you went from a dyed dark color to blonde. which in that case, is your fault.

JosephFDawson 7

Wednesday 22 May 2019 22:14

Same thing happened to my aunt in high school. I don't think there's anything wrong with dying hair if it's done right.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 May 2019 22:30

Put on Joker makeup and you’ll be ok. Go with the Heath Ledger look to scare the **** out of everyone or try the Cesar Romero to make everyone laugh.

ViviMage 39

Thursday 23 May 2019 8:48

That username! I love it! Just do what they did in the 60's! Lemon juice in the hair and direct sunlight! Be a sub worshipper! Risk skin cancer! No seriously use sunblock please. Don't worry, you can dye it again, or just cosplay as an anime character for a while! I'll be Sailor Jupiter if you'll be Sailor Neptune! Or pick up basketball and call yourself the Worm!

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 23 May 2019 15:13

They're delicious, I can see why you told her to become a sub worshipper. However, I don't think they directly cause cancer nor do I see how that would help her hair situation.

Fiona Ashe 9

Thursday 23 May 2019 17:17

Lemme guess. You had a crappy brown box dye on? Or a blue black? Those both have stubborn green tones. You can counter act them red, you might be better off just coloring your hair red for now and trying to lift to blonde in the future.

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Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML

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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

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Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

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Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

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