Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
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KeXu
| 6
Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."
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Miss_Stunshine
| 1
Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...
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worldclassrager
| 39
Did you give in?
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buckeyed
| 20
nothing says sexy like a groveling stranger...although im sorry OP got put in the situation.
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whiteboy896
| 9
peer pressure at its finest.
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queendeadjesters
| 2
You are obligated to give him what he wants so YDI.
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wisedemons
| 2
YDI. He asks you out and gets rejected. You get accusing stares as a result of your own actions. Sounds fair to me.
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DaftDude
| 11
So you're saying I can't decline a random guy's/gal's request to have my number?
I thought I could make my own decisions, but apparently not.
I thought I could make my own decisions, but apparently not.
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saintdroper
| 9
you must get rejected alot huh
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AestheticGuy
| 21
I'm pleasantly surprised! I was totally expecting a myriad of dumb pathetic 'Maybe you should give him a chance' comments.
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Miss_Stunshine
| 1
Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...
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Damian95
| 16
Or he needs to talk to a psychologist about self esteem issues.
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buckerado
| 19
#79-"Shotgun.Mouth.Blam"
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loving_him_only
| 0
Lol
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KeXu
| 6
Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."
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fuckedPriceless
| 17
She should have just told everybody she was already engaged to someone :)
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whyamievenhere
| 11
She shouldn't have to tell anyone anything. No should be enough. But people are assholes.
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Mads_1234
| 28
Or the OP could give him the number to Pizza Hut/ rejection hotline.
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ZeroPath5
| 16
Well...as sad as that is, you can't really give in to stuff like that...A no simply means no.
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littlem91
| 29
Sad? I think downright creepy is now accurate!
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ZeroPath5
| 16
Eh I wouldn't say creepy myself. It would be creepy if he grabbed OPs leg and begged or something along those lines, but he was just sad and crying over it.
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deepunder
| 17
I wonder which number you are. 35?200?
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rg350dx
| 29
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1
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HortonThelephant
| 15
I genuinely wish I could up vote you more than once. Thanks for brightening my day!
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uoeno_fml
| 20
He sounds like a pussy, but it's unfortunate you had to be the bearer of glares
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_DudeGuy_
| 16
Perdix, leave OP alone! At least, I assume it was you.
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Welshite
| 39
No, it wasn't perdix. Perdix would have walked up to the girl, dramatically removed his ever-present sunglasses, and made a crude joke about his sexual prowess. It works for him every time.
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anythingmustbe
| 18
Perdix doesn't even have sex. By simply talking about his sexual prowess the woman becomes pregnant.
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perdix
| 29
#7, never ASSUME, or you will make an ASS out of U and ME. And I make an ASS out of ME just fine without any help.
Getting a number is not my M.O., if a girl hasn't fled in horror or disgust, I try to seal the deal then and there, and not give her time to think things through.
Getting a number is not my M.O., if a girl hasn't fled in horror or disgust, I try to seal the deal then and there, and not give her time to think things through.
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perdix
| 29
#18, just my luck! The DNA match and the court-ordered child support payments without the sexual gratification. Yay, me!
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
18, I am pretty sure perdix is smart enough to make sure that his freedom of speech is protected. His smooth tongue may get the ladies going but I doubt he would risk creating junior perdi (that's plural for perdix, grammar nazis, not a typo).
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KazuTrumpet1512
| 21
I'm pretty sure it would be Perdices.
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anythingmustbe
| 18
Well maybe it is because he is such a big baby. Tell him to man the fuck up and then maybe he will be able to get a date.
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saIty
| 17
1) Get a puppy
2) Name him Chance
3) Give him Chance
4) He finally gets a Chance
2) Name him Chance
3) Give him Chance
4) He finally gets a Chance
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vipirius
| 18
That joke has been used more times than your moms dildo.
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anythingmustbe
| 18
Woah dude. Chill the fuck out.
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saIty
| 17
If you're looking for my comeback you can scrape it off of your mother's teeth
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tiernang
| 21
You didn't make a joke about dinkleberg???
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vipirius
| 18
Does anyone have cold water I can borrow?
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
21, your profile pic makes your comment that much better. Well done.
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buckeyed
| 20
thats when you just walk away