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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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KeXu 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."

Miss_Stunshine 1

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:04

Did you give in?

buckeyed 20

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:14

nothing says sexy like a groveling stranger...although im sorry OP got put in the situation.

whiteboy896 9

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:57

peer pressure at its finest.

queendeadjesters 2

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:44

You are obligated to give him what he wants so YDI.

wisedemons 2

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:40

YDI. He asks you out and gets rejected. You get accusing stares as a result of your own actions. Sounds fair to me.

DaftDude 11

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:42

So you're saying I can't decline a random guy's/gal's request to have my number? I thought I could make my own decisions, but apparently not.

saintdroper 9

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:43

you must get rejected alot huh

AestheticGuy 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 5:01

I'm pleasantly surprised! I was totally expecting a myriad of dumb pathetic 'Maybe you should give him a chance' comments.

Miss_Stunshine 1

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...

Damian95 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 21:53

Or he needs to talk to a psychologist about self esteem issues.

buckerado 19

Monday 8 July 2013 0:32

#79-"Shotgun.Mouth.Blam"

loving_him_only 0

Monday 8 July 2013 3:43

Lol

KeXu 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."

fuckedPriceless 17

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:09

She should have just told everybody she was already engaged to someone :)

whyamievenhere 11

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:36

She shouldn't have to tell anyone anything. No should be enough. But people are assholes.

Mads_1234 28

Sunday 7 July 2013 20:27

Or the OP could give him the number to Pizza Hut/ rejection hotline.

ZeroPath5 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:06

Well...as sad as that is, you can't really give in to stuff like that...A no simply means no.

littlem91 29

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:16

Sad? I think downright creepy is now accurate!

ZeroPath5 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 23:41

Eh I wouldn't say creepy myself. It would be creepy if he grabbed OPs leg and begged or something along those lines, but he was just sad and crying over it.

deepunder 17

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:08

I wonder which number you are. 35?200?

rg350dx 29

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:47

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

HortonThelephant 15

Saturday 6 July 2013 21:36

I genuinely wish I could up vote you more than once. Thanks for brightening my day!

uoeno_fml 20

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:09

He sounds like a pussy, but it's unfortunate you had to be the bearer of glares

_DudeGuy_ 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:09

Perdix, leave OP alone! At least, I assume it was you.

Welshite 39

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:15

No, it wasn't perdix. Perdix would have walked up to the girl, dramatically removed his ever-present sunglasses, and made a crude joke about his sexual prowess. It works for him every time.

anythingmustbe 18

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:17

Perdix doesn't even have sex. By simply talking about his sexual prowess the woman becomes pregnant.

perdix 29

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:22

#7, never ASSUME, or you will make an ASS out of U and ME. And I make an ASS out of ME just fine without any help. Getting a number is not my M.O., if a girl hasn't fled in horror or disgust, I try to seal the deal then and there, and not give her time to think things through.

perdix 29

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:29

#18, just my luck! The DNA match and the court-ordered child support payments without the sexual gratification. Yay, me!

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 6 July 2013 21:35

18, I am pretty sure perdix is smart enough to make sure that his freedom of speech is protected. His smooth tongue may get the ladies going but I doubt he would risk creating junior perdi (that's plural for perdix, grammar nazis, not a typo).