Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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happymelon 0
Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.
Babygirl2338 0
i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)
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Comments (238)
HugoBosss_fml 0
Have a nice day!
HugoBosss_fml 0
This is the first day of the rest of your life...
CaptainPickles72 18
You know they could have been broken up before she found out she was preggers! This goes to everyone that is bad mouthing the guy and if he did leave because she was pregnant then I hope he has his balls gnawed off by hell-hounds! :D
ZzzcheesterzzZ 0
as long as u get child support ur fine :) theres plenty of people out there but you HAVE to focus on the child inside you and take care of it, good luck!
nerdchic 5
um - why **** a guy who's a douche? Iran really.. YDI
barlessprison 16
What's all this talk about Iran? OP's from France.
XxGuard 0
mmmk
Alexandria928 0
owch
ScuseMePrincess 2
He shoulda wrapped it before he tapped it.
JesterMarcus 0
You're right. It's all his fault.....
Lazhward 0
People should really stop blaming failing birth control. You should know using only 1 type is not 100% safe. YDI
geeksaresexy 18
My parents were using 2 types and I'm still here :) admittedly I am their 2nd child and they were married so it was never a huge deal. All it takes is a split condom and a bout of diarrhea. :p