Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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happymelon 0
Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.
Babygirl2338 0
i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)
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Comments (238)
jake5150 2
i like your sense of humor
louie111887 0
omg...I wish you good luck darling. I hope you man takes care of business and takes care of you and your guys' child.
Kla017 0
I don't care if she wasn't expecting it you use protection so you don't have to deal with a pregnancy if your not mature enough to use it your not mature enough to have sex.
hatesfate 6
shouldn't have had sex if you can't handle the consequences
waterpool 0
OWNED!
arianylas 3
That sucks, OP. Sorry to hear it. Hopefully he'll support the child if you decide to have it. The ball is in your court now.
TheMonica 0
Hey, at least he left you something. ;) And you'll be getting a monthly check in the mail from him for the next 18 years.
CaliGali 9
sorry for that op, but you can't put all the blame on him for getting pregnant it takes 2 people... you should let him know he's responsible too
bimbzyyy 1
oh no honey! be strong
obsydian_fml 3
i love the way this is worded. but really though, fyl.