Intimacy: Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my...

By Emma-Louise - 20/05/2011 19:46 - France

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I got his newly updated Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex that cheated on him. Today, I also found out I am pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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happymelon 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.

Babygirl2338 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)

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anakaren_831 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 2:17

child support?

Riddles66 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 2:46

I liked how your worded that.. well good luck!!

neverforgett911 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:10

ouch :(

ThanksKarma 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:12

Well then you can leave him with the hefty child support payments.

gingerninjadude 8

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:12

hi umm how old r u cus if i was 30 orunder id get an abortion what a jerk make sure he helps pay for the child if u decide to have it

maidofawesome 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:52

An abortion? Really?

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:15

well ur fault 4 having sex (especially if it was unprotected)

omg_a_BALLOON 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:35

You forgot about your newly contracted HIV

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:36

Child support, OP. See I you can get it. I'm going through the same thing & I'll be damned if that douche gets away without helping me. You should do the same.

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 21 May 2011 9:11

If he gets to pay does that mean he gets a say in how the child is raised? Or is he just a funding source for the lifestyle you have chosen?

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 9:16

Depending on what he wants and what the court decides, he doesn't have to be there. That's how a lot of guys are. And if they don't pay their child support after so many times they'll go to jail.

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 9:18

I wasn't allowed to get an abortion, and adoption wasn't an option because my parents refuse to let me do it. So, it's not something I chose.

jjnotantibi 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:50

Ha wow im sorry that sucks..

Egnar 19

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:55

In this situation, especially on FML, people immediately blame the guy and say "HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE" - the truth is unless some kind of trickery came into play it's BOTH of their fault. . He stuck his penis in her and she allowed him too: End Of Story.