Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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happymelon 0
Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.
Babygirl2338 0
i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)
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Comments (238)
anakaren_831 1
child support?
Riddles66 0
I liked how your worded that.. well good luck!!
neverforgett911 0
ouch :(
ThanksKarma 0
Well then you can leave him with the hefty child support payments.
gingerninjadude 8
hi umm how old r u cus if i was 30 orunder id get an abortion what a jerk make sure he helps pay for the child if u decide to have it
maidofawesome 0
An abortion? Really?
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
well ur fault 4 having sex (especially if it was unprotected)
omg_a_BALLOON 0
You forgot about your newly contracted HIV
RainbowHeadache 2
Child support, OP. See I you can get it. I'm going through the same thing & I'll be damned if that douche gets away without helping me. You should do the same.
TheDrifter 24
If he gets to pay does that mean he gets a say in how the child is raised? Or is he just a funding source for the lifestyle you have chosen?
RainbowHeadache 2
Depending on what he wants and what the court decides, he doesn't have to be there. That's how a lot of guys are. And if they don't pay their child support after so many times they'll go to jail.
RainbowHeadache 2
I wasn't allowed to get an abortion, and adoption wasn't an option because my parents refuse to let me do it. So, it's not something I chose.
jjnotantibi 2
Ha wow im sorry that sucks..
Egnar 19
In this situation, especially on FML, people immediately blame the guy and say "HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE" - the truth is unless some kind of trickery came into play it's BOTH of their fault. . He stuck his penis in her and she allowed him too: End Of Story.
lover_gal 0
lol sooo true!(: