nerdchic

About Nerdchic

I like racing cars and playing video games! :D My pitbull is my best friend! Her name is Cali and she's the sweetest dog in the world! I'm pretty laid back :) I get on this bc I'm obsessed hahaha!

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

38%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

72%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

2%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

53%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

9%

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Nerdchic's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Friday 30 January 2009 18:18 / Canada

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ugh - / Monday 11 March 2013 11:33 / United States - Easthampton

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By seriously - / Tuesday 5 March 2013 00:43 / United States - Goshen

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 15 November 2012 19:47 / Ireland

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kevcng - / Monday 10 September 2012 21:20 / United States

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Beginner

Consolation prize

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

It's in the can!

Mobility

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time