Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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happymelon 0
Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.
Babygirl2338 0
i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)
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iluvfmls456 0
that sucks but I like the way you worded this fml
kc1997kc 9
so, first off it takes two to tango. if you didn't use protection it's in par your fault. if u did that sucks for you! hope the moron pays you child support, and that you let him know.
geeksaresexy 18
Wow.. All the people going on at her about condoms! No birth control is 100% effective! He might have worn a condom and it split. She might have been on the mini pill which has a failure rate of 2-8% People who think that contraceptives are foolproof are morons. Even having a vasectomy doesn't always work that's why you have tests after the op! I love how most of the people here are blaming her or him when in fact they BOTH put themselves in this position! Yes it sucks that he dumped her and she's pregnant but she didn't say he dumped her BECAUSE she's pregnant. She didn't even say he knew! She may have just found out AFTER he already dumped her.
MissChristine 2
That's messed up unless it's not his baby, but if it isn't he needs to pay child support or at least try to be a good dad to your guys baby. It's not that hard after the first couple of months, when babies start sleeping 6+ hours if they're not colic, and if your lucky.
geeksaresexy 18
She isn't blaming him.. It's as simple as 'I'm pregnant and single'
SgN_Vio 0
But there is good news... I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms! YDI!
bubblegumapplesa 0
your problem for having unprotected sex before marriage.
xXDubbleChic 11
that's punny
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
this is the reason why when you google "how much does" the number one search is "how much does an abortion cost".
Funnywayz 0
Good luck?