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By Emma-Louise - 20/05/2011 19:46 - France

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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You deserved it 6 976

By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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You deserved it 9 010

By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

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You deserved it 54 808

By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I got his newly updated Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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You deserved it 10 860

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex that cheated on him. Today, I also found out I am pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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You deserved it 532

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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You deserved it 9 136

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 039

happymelon 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.

Babygirl2338 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)

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Catie13 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:47

im so sorry this happend to u!! i hope everything turns out well! stay strong

deadlydeadd 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:48

Condoms.

Yuuki_mei 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:19

could have broke!

sydmadhurf 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:13

ohmygosh don't say that. just don't. it's not helping the problem.

OfficialBeatlesF 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:33

Omygosh like you're helping 'the problem'.

Marlipe 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:21

nuff said.

FreebirdIII 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:48

Someone is not ready to be a dad. (should have thought of that before now)

silentblack 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:49

it was a going away present

traze 7

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:50

Smart man well not so smart if it's his.

zzzBOLTzzz 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:51

Yeah that & the child support he'll be paying for 18 years.

Shazzora 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:53

ahaha, aww.. that sucks op!

TheDarkCynder 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:54

aw.

Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:57

If it's yours why would he take it?

lil_ham1644 29

Tuesday 9 September 2014 2:27

It's more a statement in her becoming pregnant & him abandoning her & the baby.

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:57

sorry FYL OP

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