Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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happymelon 0
Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.
Babygirl2338 0
i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)
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Comments (238)
Catie13 0
im so sorry this happend to u!! i hope everything turns out well! stay strong
deadlydeadd 2
Condoms.
Yuuki_mei 0
could have broke!
sydmadhurf 6
ohmygosh don't say that. just don't. it's not helping the problem.
OfficialBeatlesF 0
Omygosh like you're helping 'the problem'.
Marlipe 1
nuff said.
FreebirdIII 1
Someone is not ready to be a dad. (should have thought of that before now)
silentblack 0
it was a going away present
traze 7
Smart man well not so smart if it's his.
zzzBOLTzzz 1
Yeah that & the child support he'll be paying for 18 years.
Shazzora 0
ahaha, aww.. that sucks op!
TheDarkCynder 2
aw.
Nikkitaria 9
If it's yours why would he take it?
lil_ham1644 29
It's more a statement in her becoming pregnant & him abandoning her & the baby.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
sorry FYL OP