Emma-Louise
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
GM38
Melbourne, United States
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
melas303
United States
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
Dumped and pregnant
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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happymelon 0
Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.
Babygirl2338 0
i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)
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Comments (238)
jwing 0
I just like how this is worded.
ash99 0
is it just me or is egnar really annoying and way to into this fml. you don't know whats going on so stop defending something you have no idea about.
TheMonica 0
LOL. Maybe he or someone close to him went or are going through a similar experience. He does seem a tad overeager, but his points are valid.
Egnar 19
It bothers me when people cut to stupid conclusions based on something so vague - I only like to point out the several scenarios that could have taken place - People on FML tend to take something vague and turn it into somebody elses fault, which is silly.
geeksaresexy 18
I agree! People are all jumping to conclusions! This is the same on every FML. It's so vague you don't even know this guy knows she's pregnant. How can he be a deadbeat dad if he hasn't had a chance to step up? How can it be her fault for not using protection when you don't know she didn't?
italianmatt00 0
lmao that's an awesome way of putting it tho.
meccanay 1
nice play on words
northern_lights 0
Abort.
EmmyRahh 5
Congrats, my friend is 17 and just had her baby yesterday 5 weeks premature via c-section. He's the most gorgeous thing in the world. If she did it , then I'm sure you will too
piscesprincess25 0
My ex did the same thing to me.. I had my baby 6.5 weeks early and hes doing great! You can do it.
grrritsolivia 0
But what if he raped her, and that's why they're broken up? whose fault would it be now?
RyanX92 0
and a child support check?
truesoldier 0
pray about it. it is a long time that will affect your life (and his if you wish). it is costly in many ways but rewarding to have a child.