By majorlyturnedoff - 21/08/2012 03:02 - United States

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Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 213
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Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

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Haha, Sounds like a funny guy

I take it OP was probably less ready than not for her boyfriend to cum

1, Um no that's actually not funny...

Thought you had to be 18 to be on FML.

20, I think you have to be 17?

Actually 25, you just have to put in a fake birth date.

No it's not. It's horrifying.

Well I mean you should at least be mature enough to not make a dumbass comment like 1 did.

You sound like an uptight prick. I laughed and thought his comment made sense, but go on continue menstruating about it.

Oh just kill ur selves already. U dumbass people obviously can't understand that I'm just here to be stupid and troll people duh

Hey everyone dislike this comment!

64- you're welcome for the thumbs up (:

64- Ahh, reverse psychology.

I bet you look like a funny guy when you run

Thats kind of disturbing.

He also says it to the kids When playing hide and seek

shut upp. your mom was disturbing in bed.

34 Did you have a bad day.

34- you shut up!... Orange flavored mother fuc*er....

I have decided to pee.

Obviously he says it while playing hide and seek with them, but it's really creepy that sex with his gf reminds him of playing hide and seek with kids...

59, It doesn't say it reminds him of that, it just says he used the line. If he's been saying it a lot it may have just come to him, much like any other comment people think of during sex.

Hide and seek the salami...

I'm aware it doesn't say there is any connection between those two acts; I was simply giving my opinion that it's just kinda creepy over here in my phone-FML-land.

Or just maybe playing hide and seek with the kids reminds him of sex with his girlfriend...you know, trying to find something in the bushes.

98, Then allow me to fix your previous comment... "Obviously he says it while playing hide and seek with them, but it would be* really creepy if* sex with his gf reminds him of playing hide and seek with kids..."

Oh cum on you cunt be serious !

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you.. I seem to have an ear infuction. Bare ass me again

#61, you can take penis-cillin for that ;) I learned this in third grade.

...I am so sorry. I can see how this could be awkward. Just come up with an even more awkward thing you could say, and tell him if he doesn't stop, you'll start saying it.

How would this help the situation? Op explain to him the situation and tell him how it makes you feel during sex then if he cares about having a physical relationship with you (which I'm sure he does) hopefully he will stop :)

39 you are either a dead purple hippo or a slutty pimp elephant. Don't break the chain

39, The more you react to it the more he will say it. Honestly, just let it go, he will get over it in a week or so and you'll be back to normal.

.. Change the game to Tag. Then run away when he's about to 'come'.

Or tag his penis really hard!

Or just start singing that 70's song Get ready, cause here I come. Aaaaahhhhh Get ready Get reeeaadddyyyyy lol

Who does he babysit for?

For the little people that is.

For serial killers, transvestites, albino French Africans, demon cars, broccoli collectors, witch impersonators, and meth addicts. I hope I helped clear that up for you :)

Because that has LARGELY to do with you and affects your life HUGELY if you don't know

Maybe you should get him interested in a different game...

First stage: Go home tonight, get your bondage gear on, tie him up then stand over him with a black whip. Second stage: Convince him that there are better things to murmur/shout whilst on the throes of passion.

Like solo Russian roulette!

21, that's the best idea I've heard on here. Everything so far has been thumbed down.

Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

Phrases like that shouldn't be used during sex. It's just weird and he should understand and stop doing it if you say you don't like it.

Well OP next time, right as he's about to finish yell "Did i tell you my aunt died in this bed" the look on his face will be the funniest thing you see all day.

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

"Marco? Polo! Fish out of water." haha best sex conversation ever.

Fish out of the water... I don't want to know what that means...

Haha you know what it means. ;)

You spelled cum wrong.

This fml is so great lol. Everyone keeps disliking comments and being mean! Let's start a chain of dislikes dislike me and be mean to be!

Okay uh... you're smelly.

I agree that it should be "cum" in order to distinguish it from the actual meaning of "come", the only time it shows up here is in a fixed quote.