Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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happymelon 0
Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.
Babygirl2338 0
i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)
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Comments (238)
PapaCool_fml 0
Now u can show how better person u ar by making of his child much better person than he is. Som1 as good as u ar 4 example ...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Something tells me he didn't want the baby...
coolwhiplova 1
Wow umm he was a jerk!!! heck more than that!!!!
alpaquette91 9
haha what a pun!
caviar_fml 2
but the baby can bring you guys back together right?
Kla017 0
Wow that really sucks I'm sorry but you need to be more responsible and use protection because of that ydi
lover_gal 0
that's what birth control is for! xD
NagatoPain 4
Your retarded for putting YDI cause she didnt expect it til she got the test -_- duh! her life is screwd! i hope your ok tho! Make him pay child support that bastard!
kkaymichelle 4
just because she's preggo doesn't mean her life is screwed! children are a blessing and can bring so much joy to someones life even when they aren't planned!! trust me, I have 2!! :) I love them both dearly and now can't imagine my life without them!
confusedace17 3
when in doubt pull it out xD
iRCassxD 0
Why the HELL is there more "I agree, your life sucks"? It's your friggin' fault.