Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
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Olovio
| 5
If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!
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SkardeyKat
| 3
I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!
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Olovio
| 5
If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!
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melchibr_fml
| 0
Anybody have a coat hanger?
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melchibr_fml
| 0
Anybody have a coat hanger?
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Epic_Fail911
| 15
Are you the girl with the boyfriend who used the same condom for saving money?
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Lanceeden
| 12
JELLYLEGS JINX
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beckybecks20
| 8
Sucks for you!
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
I didn't know Kourtney Kardashian was pregnant again.
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Grimmerie
| 31
20 - Who would have guessed that the counter-curse was just Unjellify?!
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midgetMANjay
| 7
you better keep the child, it's your own fault. a baby shouldn't have to die for your stupidity. YDI
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Shrike
| 22
Don't bother feeding this fucking troll, people. Just bury the moron..
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midgetMANjay
| 7
lol i knew i would get thumbs downed for that
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
I really hate anti-abortion idiots, I know I'm feeding the troll
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socoolsophie
| 4
You can abort the pregnancy or you can get back with your ex and be a mom tough choice, good luck... Its your fault though.. Just saying they made condoms for a reason
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Iknoweverything
| 29
Who says you need to be with the guy who knocked you up in order to be a mom? There's such thing as "child support" you know!
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RA661
| 8
But a second parent will certainly help a lot more. Nonetheless, it will be responsible of him to do so. (and her as well. YDI)
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Daralea
| 21
Well, obviously the ex wanted kids, so yay for him!
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
Alcohol > condoms sometimes sadly.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
True, 21. It's a false dichotomy. 3 also left out the adoption option.
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jessesgirl14
| 16
Adoption is always an option
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dcaruso
| 1
Stupid fuck. Really? Child support? Working is not an option for u? Go reproduce with your cousin. We need more freak show attractions.
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withered
| 30
Who said that OP's partner would be the one paying child support? OP is the one that does not want the kid and if she gives birth and her ex wants to keep it then SHE would be the one paying.
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joee182
| 3
thats what you get ha next time use protection-.-
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whitey317
| 0
Was he worth it?
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SkardeyKat
| 3
I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!
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krad204
| 21
That... that sucks...
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InfinityCross
| 1
Children here they come! :)
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cptmorgan6
| 8
Keep your legs closed when you're drunk. Unless you want more kids, of course. Then spread those puppies apart!
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Lidiya8lml
| 0
Real smooth. Next time don't get wasted in the first place