FML : Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up...

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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 October 2011 15:24 / United Kingdom

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By Olovio | 5

#3499419 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:32

If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!

By SkardeyKat | 3

#3499459 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:38

I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!

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By Olovio | 5

#3499419 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:32

If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!

melchibr_fml | 0

#3499489 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:42

Anybody have a coat hanger?

melchibr_fml | 0

#3499501 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:46

Anybody have a coat hanger?

Epic_Fail911 | 15

#3499527 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:51

Are you the girl with the boyfriend who used the same condom for saving money?

Lanceeden | 12

#3499539 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:54

JELLYLEGS JINX

beckybecks20 | 8

#3499549 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:56

Sucks for you!

Mean_Mr_Mustard | 9

#3499763 - Thursday 27 October 2011 07:49

I didn't know Kourtney Kardashian was pregnant again.

Grimmerie | 31

#3499790 - Thursday 27 October 2011 07:55

20 - Who would have guessed that the counter-curse was just Unjellify?!

By midgetMANjay | 7

#3499420 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:32

you better keep the child, it's your own fault. a baby shouldn't have to die for your stupidity. YDI

Shrike | 22

#3499453 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:38

Don't bother feeding this fucking troll, people. Just bury the moron..

midgetMANjay | 7

#3499455 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:38

lol i knew i would get thumbs downed for that

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3499480 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:41

I really hate anti-abortion idiots, I know I'm feeding the troll

By socoolsophie | 4

#3499427 - Thursday 27 October 2011 06:33

You can abort the pregnancy or you can get back with your ex and be a mom tough choice, good luck... Its your fault though.. Just saying they made condoms for a reason